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Derek

  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 5:13pm UTC
    STOP
    GOD DAMN
    GLAMORIZING
    SELF HARM
    SELF HATE
    SUICIDE
    MENTAL DISORDERS
    EATING DISORDERS
    SOCIAL ANXIETY
    DEPRESSION
    IT'S NOT PRETTY
    OR QUIRKY
    OR BEAUTIFUL
    OR INTERESTING
    IT'S ALL FUllCKING SICK


  2. posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday,
    every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

  5. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    Homies help homies.
    Always.
    -Finn-

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 6:27pm UTC
    We are the creatures
    we've created.

  7. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 6:11pm UTC
    Haven't been on here in so long. Gosh. Haven't posted a quote in almost a year.

  8. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.
    Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 49.
    JLo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.
    Still single???
    Relax. Your boyfriend has not been born yet.

  9. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 4:08am UTC
    website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
    me: haha lol yeah sure I am *clicks*
    me:
    me: wait I'm 20 years old

  10. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    If you can remember when Witty had a 'vent' category before tags were created and 95% of the website practically started an online riot when it was removed, you're a true 90's kid.

  11. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 10:34pm UTC
    My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "i know, please don't judge me."

  12. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 12:22am UTC
    Don't feel bad,
    I hate me too.

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 7:24pm UTC
    Why are there 15 year olds in the Olympics
    When my only talents are crying over band members and marathoning animes?

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    When girls say that their periods suck
    And there's always that one as.shole guy who does the traditional, "well we have to deal with girls on their period."

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    when i was younger i used to think that movies with flashbacks took longer to film because they had to wait for the actors to grow up for their adult scenes

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    do you ever start to type a word but it doesn’t look right but you know thats how its meant to be spelt so you stare at it for a while and start to question that word’s existence

  17. happiest* happiest*
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    February 8, 2014 4:19pm UTC
    No but I actually talk to myself a lot and it’s an actual big problem, like I’ll be thinking something or imagining a conversation in my head and I’ll start muttering or mouthing the words and sometimes I even start making faces and I don’t even realize I’m doing it and it’s actually a really big issue.

  18. happiest* happiest*
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    February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
    I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
    TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

  19. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a large pizza
    © Jannette's format

  20. xSarahKatex* xSarahKatex*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    its funny how the people you've met in the weirdest ways are usually the most amazing.

:)

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