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DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    me: can i go to the bathroom
    teacher: no, too many of you have gone already.
    me: wow you're right, this class shares such a dEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION THAT OUR BLADDERS ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED
    me: WHEN ONE OF US PEES, THEY PEE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THE PEOPLE
    me: we do not pee alone. we pee as one.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    today is the two-year anniversary of the second massive earthquake to hit my city.
    6.3 magnitude and 185 casualties.
    rest easy, you guys. rest easy.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    so if my life was a book, these would be the names of some of the chapters:
    That Time I Was An Idiot
    In Which Lizzy Is An Emotionally Compromised Mess
    Help! Feelings!
    Adventures In Social Awkwardness
    Everyone Thinks I'm Happy But I'm Suicidal
    No, Really, I'm Sad
    Flirting, AKA That Time I Forgot How To Speak
    How Do You Boyfriend??
    I Want To Throw Myself Off A Cliff

  5. Erica_213 Erica_213
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    & i wish you were laying next to me, not the pillows.

  6. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    If you were happy with the wrong person
    Imagine how happy you will be with the right person

  7. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    People treat people like books.
    If the cover isn't interesting they won't even bother to read what's inside.

  8. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Plot Twist: The D wants you.

  9. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Parents: Why don't you have some friends over?
    Me: What friends?

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    so today I found out that if you create a religion and at least ten people follow it, it becomes an actual legitimate religion.
    i told my little sister about it and she says she wants to make a religion where you worship flying pigs.
    can ten of you join the Religion of the Flying Pigs and make it happen?

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    I hate myself for
    being so insecure
    I’m always comparing myself to my friends,
    family, and even strangers.
    “Why can’t I have flawless skin like her?”
    “Why can’t I be as toned?”
    “Why can’t I have gorgeous hair like that?”
    Why this, why that.
    It brings me down every day.
    People notice better looking people more.
    I constantly have to do something to stand out from the rest
    because my insecurities create the need to having
    to compete even over simple things.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
    some stuff in the house and so since my mom
    needed some new and creative methods of
    punishment she made him sit down and read the
    facebook
    terms & conditions
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    if someone gave you a book that was the story of your life would you read it to the end?

  15. BrunetteLunaLovegood BrunetteLunaLovegood
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    If I get a little prettier, can I be your baby? hhhhhhhhhhhhh

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Hey! My crush asked me out!
    Cool! Whens your date?
    nmf, followme(:
    February 30th! Isn't it great?!?
    nmf, followme(:
    - You poor dear...
    nmf, followme(:

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I won't be on until after the New Year.
    And this is where I want to thank some people.
    No one in particular, really.
    Just every person that follows me, and whoever has favorited my quotes, or even commented on my page.
    I just want to thank all of you.
    You've brought me to where I am today.
    Through ups and downs.
    But anyway, thak you everyone.
    And I just wanna say:
    Stay safe, don't get into a drunk drivers car (if you're into that stuff), don't get too wild, but have fun.
    (and espcecially thank you to steve, of course. have an amazing New Year with your wife!)
    Cheers to the New Year!

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 6:07pm UTC
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  19. WouldYouLikeSomePopsiclesInMyBasement WouldYouLikeSomePopsiclesInMyBasement
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Why is it that witty says it has 300,000 + users, But I only see
    the same 15 everyday ?

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 1:56am UTC
    dear 2013;
    please be a good year?
    pretty please with cherries on top?

:)

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