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  1. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 8:35am EST
    DON'T GIVE UP

  2. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 3:01am EST
    Days are like train,they will just zoom by.You can be zapped seeing them pass or you can jump on to one of them and enjoy the journey.-RVM

  3. DepressedHby DepressedHby
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 3:24am EST
    I TRIED RUNNING FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY, IT TOOK ME 6 MINUTES TO RUN AROUND THE BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!! 6 MINUTES!!!!! A LITTLE CARDIO NEVER HURT NO BODY ;) im tooo flippin proud of myself

  4. jeonghans_sideho* jeonghans_sideho*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 2:09pm EST
    Why are boy bands popular on itunes?
    ,,,,,,
    Because little girls don't know how to download music illegally yet

  5. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:18am EST
    My teacher told us to write a Haiku.. I got an F on it. Here's what I wrote-Five syllable lineA seven syllable lineFive syllable line

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 6:38pm EST
    If one of you guys ever accidentally gets pregnant
    Just be like "yo I was conceived by the Holy Spirit, sorry I don't make the rules."

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 2:56pm EST
    "It's dark and I'm scared" dont worry baby I got this *stomps foot* *sketchers light up*

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:23pm EST
    I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

  9. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 7:40am EST
    Google
    Kermit the frog
    kermit the frog as a pimp
    kermit the frog wrecking ball
    kermit the frog thong
    kermit the frog on a disco ball
    ...I'm scared to click any of them...

  10. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 6:30pm EST
    Officially a month clean as of yesterday ♥

  11. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:32pm EST
    american voice: hairy padder
    british voice: ‘arry pouhta
    australian voice: hay putta
    filipino voice: hari paterr
    canadian voice: hairee pawterr
    arab voice: heerry bootar
    malfoy voice: POTTER!
    dumbledore voice: HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

  12. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 7:56pm EST
    What light.
    So breaks.
    Such east.
    Very sun.
    Wow, Juliet.
    Much dead.
    ~shakespe

  13. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 9:32am EST
    So yesterday I was at the store with my mom and I was wearing these cool triangle sunglasses
    that I bought a few days before.
    Out of nowhere, this guy just jumps out at me, pulls me into a hug,
    and yells at the top of his lungs,
    "OH MY GOD DIRK! DIRK, I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!"
    and then he just ran off.
    ...
    It took me a whole five minutes before I knew what he meant.

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:35pm EST
    Other than the fact that I am like
    10x prettier and funnier than her
    I can totally see why you like her

  15. imcoolurnotbye* imcoolurnotbye*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:59pm EST
    Everyone wants
    to go
    to heaven, but
    nobody wants to
    die.

  16. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:40pm EST
    If you can watch the sun rise and set each day, then pray for me to be there one day.
    Holding me close, there’s nothing more you could watch.
    But don’t let me slip away just yet, just one more kiss before I go.
    A second chance at love that we never got, more than we could hope for.
    Lay me down and kiss me until your last breath is gone.
    Tossing and turning at night, making wishes on stars and eyelashes.
    We could keep this going; we could be so much more than you think know.
    You could have a lot to say before you walk away.
    Maybe just one last hope that I’ll be yours and you’ll be mine.
    An always and forever love, something I need you to help me believe.
    Keep your hands in mine and keep out all the sadness that haunts me.
    Kiss me twice through the letters you send, the ones I’m living in.
    But don’t let us go.
    NMQ

  17. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:06pm EST
    Maybe we're meant to lose the ones we
    love, but I'll fight for you until then.
    -PTV

  18. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 10:22pm EST
    the moment when you realize your crush sees you as someother kid
    nothing more

  19. zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)* zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:58pm EST
    Google
    why are cats
    why are cats weird
    why are cats cute
    why are cats funny
    why can cats be demons?!?!
    Press Enter to search

  20. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:51pm EST
    Google
    School makes me
    School makes me cry
    School makes me anxious
    School makes me stressed
    School makes me so tired
    Press Enter to search

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