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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:40pm UTC

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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AtmosFEAR
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June 7, 2014 8:50am UTC

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame

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*tripsoverfridge*
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June 7, 2014 3:18am UTC

“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
"Augustus," I said.
"I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”

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Crazy girl*
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June 7, 2014 2:30pm UTC

Girl: I love you
Boy: I youtube

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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June 7, 2014 4:08pm UTC

Fifty Shades of
DONE WITH YOUR SHFormat credit to OnceUponAMidSummerMorningIT

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yourcool
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June 7, 2014 2:28pm UTC

i've decided i want to be cremated.
not when i die, just whenever. surprise me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 7, 2014 2:26pm UTC

i wish my friends would take random
pictures of me when we hang out because i'm an arrogant pr1ck and i want more pictures of myself that aren't selfies

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yourcool
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June 7, 2014 7:31am UTC

houstan i have so many problems

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yourcool
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June 7, 2014 7:27am UTC

i love it when people misspell
bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfckin eyes came out

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 7, 2014 2:22pm UTC

"stop thinking about it"
wow thank you i am cured, you should really write a book

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yourcool
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June 7, 2014 7:28am UTC

the best part about blogging is
that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 7, 2014 7:09am UTC

I’m so impressed by girls who can
put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

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*crybaby*
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June 3, 2014 2:35am UTC

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
June 5, 2014 2:58am UTC

"mum i've had it. i'm dropping out"
"excuse me"
"i'm done with the fake bítches. the hw. all of it. i'm done"
"ur in second grade"
"no one gets me"

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Crazy girl*
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June 4, 2014 1:24pm UTC

I hate it when I eat the last bite and didn’t notice it was the last bite… So I couldn’t mentally prepare myself and get closure.

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arianaa-is-my-queen*
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June 4, 2014 1:54pm UTC

what if I bought a cactus and just carried it around and whacked everyone who annoyed me with it
bc I totally would

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Crazy girl*
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June 4, 2014 1:43pm UTC

Mom: "Can I use your laptop?"
Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 3, 2014 8:20pm UTC

yes. i would like to sign up for AP napping.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
June 3, 2014 6:08pm UTC

Dieting tip:
1. Make a list of people who constantly make you feel crappy about your weight on purpose.
2. Cut them out of your life.
3. You'll have lost hundreds of pounds of idiots.
4. Enjoy.

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