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Deliciousnessable

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Member Since: 6 Apr 2011 07:29pm

Last Seen: 26 Dec 2013 09:07pm

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  1. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    -Amy Jade Winehouse
    Rest . In . Peace.
    1983-2011

  2. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    There's a spider in Brazil who's bites can cause an erection that lasts for hours.
    ;)

  3. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you.

  4. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 11:34am UTC
    -Click the heart if you are a
    Belieber
    I want to see how much we got on witty
    ;)

  5. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    Spongebob: Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
    Random Guy: "No."
    *Few seconds later*
    Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?"
    Same Guy: "NO!!"

  6. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    Squidward: Would you not stand so close. I'm getting claustrophobic.
    Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
    Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
    Squidward: No it doesnt!
    Patrick: HO HO HO!
    Spongebob: Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!
    Patrick: HO HO HO!

  7. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
    Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
    (Patrick raises his hand)
    Squidward: No Patrick, horse radish isn't an instrument either.

  8. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    -Charlie:" You can eat grass?"
    Willy Wonka: "Of course you can!
    everything in this room is eatable,
    even I'm eatable! But that is called
    'cannibalism,' my dear children.
    And is in fact frowned upon in most
    societies."

  9. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Then I saw his face, now I'm a
    Belieber
    <3

  10. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    -I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.
    - Dirty Dancing<3

  11. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Rebecca, what comes after Sunday? I forget...

  12. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 7:07pm UTC
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    GOOSE!

  13. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    "It looks like liquid poop &
    tastes like dinosaur pee!"
    - Justin Drew Bieber
    <3

  14. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Some people are like slinkies;
    They really are good for nothing,
    But they still bring a smile to your face
    When you push them down the stairs
    :)

  15. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Laughing so hard,
    you make no
    sound at all
    (:

  16. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    "How can you cheat on me with my best ...friend?"
    "I never meant to hurt you."
    "That doesn't really matter,
    because in the end it all
    hurts the same."
    </3

  17. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    Don't play leapfrog with
    Unicorns
    :)

  18. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    Popping
    Bubble
    Wrap
    :)

  19. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    Fixing electronics
    by smacking them

  20. Deliciousnessable Deliciousnessable
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    Finally getting that
    eyelash out of your eye

:)

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