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coolsuperstarz
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October 17, 2013 11:50am UTC

I can spend two hours on art homework...
but not 10 minutes on maths.
Don't judge me.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 17, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Because I was making my eyeliner even. This *points to eyes* takes some serious work.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 6:18pm UTC

About two months ago
My sister did something
I don't remember what
But I swore to get revenge.
Well,
Our relationship is weird
I'm terrifyed of her,
She's terrifyed of me,
Of course, she's forgot about it by now,
Dawn and Josh are out,
And I had about two and a half hours alone,
So I decided this was the time.
I glued her windows shut and painted them black so it was with dark
I also took the lightbulbs out of every lamp
She's been deathly afraid of puppets since Dead Silence (Mary Shaw..)
So I filled her room with evil looking clown dolls and made sure to put one next to her bed
Upon her entering her room, she shut the door
I put a chair under her door knob, so she couldn't leave,
Is it bad that I'm sitting here laughing and typing this while she's screaming her head off?

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josie*
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October 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Me at my wedding: you still like me right
Format by Sandrasaurus

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:28pm UTC

i can't sleep,
and food has lost it's taste.
god, i'm so sick of this place.
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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC

*me sitting with my grandfather while he was knitting*
cousin: haha oh my God! You knit?!
grandfather: yes... it's quite a nice pass time.
cousin: *dies laughing*
grandfather: laugh one more time and I'll stab you in the eye and continue knitting with your optic nerve.
cousin:
grandfather:
cousin: I'll just...go.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 6:09pm UTC

English Teacher: Haleigh, have you ever considered becoming a teacher?
Me: No, not really.
English Teacher: Well, you should because then you'd have to deal with annoying students all day and get made fun of by the water softener guy for living alone and hope that you might get a girlfriend. Or, in your case, boyfriend.
Me: What

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chickittylover
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 4:19pm UTC

Format chickittylover
☹
no boyfriend

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 12:22pm UTC

it's almost that time of the year again
to not get kissed under the mistletoe or on new years

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Hale_Storm18
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October 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

you can't be hot and just expect me to act normal.

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ChocoTaco
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October 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Today my sister was on the phone
With someone from a college she's applying to, and at the end of the conversation she went, "Okay love you bye."
And the best part is she didn't even notice.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:43pm UTC

the longer you look at your selfie,
the uglier it gets.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 12:42pm UTC

"your friend is so hot"
story of my life.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:23pm UTC

If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:16am UTC

that moment when you go through a metal detector at an airport and your muscles made out of steel make the alarm go on

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Chris*
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October 11, 2013 8:21pm UTC

you look wonderful

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Chris*
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October 11, 2013 4:06pm UTC

if you love me, let me know.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:31pm UTC

i'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:07am UTC

me: *wears band merch to school*
parents: i give up
teachers: ...
popular kids: what are you wearing is it satanic
quiet kids: um. nice shirt...
the one kid who gets it: i like your shirt

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uthinkuruntouchable
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 6:02pm UTC

You may not realise it, but this is 100% true:
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

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