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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:52pm UTC

15 is the age
where you either look 11 or like 25

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:50pm UTC

what if life stopped every 15 minutes for a commercial break?

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:46pm UTC

i hate when people
have those stupid arrows pointing to the comment box that is the definition of thirsty for a top quote.

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 10:03am UTC

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 10:00am UTC

one day youre gonna see a cute boy
and he' gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won't just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you.

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:58am UTC

me: [spends five dollars]
me: [feels broke and empty for the rest of my life]

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:56am UTC

you go to school.
nothing happens.
you miss one day.
6 fights, tupac came back, school had blackout, and Beyonce performed in the cafeteria.

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:53am UTC

have you ever been so mad you went to bed?

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:51am UTC

we can’t be friends
unless u put me in ur follow forever sorry i don’t make the rules

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:48am UTC

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:46am UTC

when 12 year olds have been in more relationships than you.

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:43am UTC

So, if I lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:41am UTC

don't assume just because I'm mad I'm on my period.
Next time you're asleep I'll assume you're dead and bury you in the backyard.

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:35am UTC

if i had 1 dollar for every lie the government has told i'd have more money than the government

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:32am UTC

A moment of silence
for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:29am UTC

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:27am UTC

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days
or do they go straight to dealing?

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:24am UTC

i just want a cute boy
that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shllit by now where is my cute boy

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:20am UTC

In social issues class today our professor
held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:16am UTC

☆Dont' hate me 'cause you can't penetrate me☆

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