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yourcool
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December 22, 2013 9:57am UTC

seeing hot strangers in public......
beautiful but is it worth the heartbreak

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*silvergirl*
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December 22, 2013 4:55pm UTC

I was shovelling my drive way and I slipped and like penguin slid down it onto the road and nearly got hit by a car that was driven by my grade seven French teacher

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*silvergirl*
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December 22, 2013 9:01pm UTC

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger is my motto when it comes to sexually transmitted diseases

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DeathOfASon
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September 25, 2013 6:23pm UTC

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child????
name 3 of their albums lmfao

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DeathOfASon
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September 25, 2013 6:28pm UTC

how much would a kidney sell for in the black market?
i need to buy alot of merch

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 12:40am UTC

There are people who get Top This Week and/or Top This Month
Like 3+ times every week/month
And I'm just sitting here like
'Oh great, beloved Wittian. Teach me your secrets.'

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 7:44pm UTC

*Me passing McDonalds*
"Don't you ever say I just walked away ;
I will always want you."
❤

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 9:04pm UTC

So in English class we're reading Julius Caesar
And we have to write an essay on who we think is more fit to rule, Caesar or Brutus. So I seized the opportunity and took Gretchen Weiner's quote from Mean Girls, and if my teacher doesn't accept it then she just needs to reevaluate her whole life. Soooo here's my essay:
"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 7:10am UTC

In school we did the things we hate about ourselves on t-shirts like in glee.
Mine said everything
one girls said not black
my teachers ? It said bronie

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 7:18am UTC

Now that they are just scars?
I'm going to wear them to school today.
With pride.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:17am UTC

do you ever just secretly quote song lyrics
in your school work and no one knows except you

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:15am UTC

how period cramps feel like:
wolverine is fingering you with his claws

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:12am UTC

fall out boy is back, panic is back, what a wonderful year
[aggressivly stares at mcr]

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:10am UTC

DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE GIVE ME NICKNAMES. LIKE IT MAKES ME FEEL SO IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL AND AW.

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DeathOfASon
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September 15, 2013 11:08am UTC

"did you finish your homework?"
well no but I did finish this transparent gif of a spinning dixxldo

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:05am UTC

what do you mean no pets allowed?
this is my sister

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:03am UTC

“i’m so depressed,”
posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed”
posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.

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Steve
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 10:44am UTC

Last chance to give feedback
on the new Witty Profiles before it goes live next week!
http://test.wittyprofiles.com
If you see something that needs improvement tell me and I'll fix it.
I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:01am UTC

i think girl nipples’ have like special powers or something
and that is why we arent allowed to show them in public bc people are afraid we’ll rule the world with our nipples

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 10:59am UTC

my left hand cant do anything right

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