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DeathOfASon

1. DeathOfASon
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   how much would a kidney sell for in the black market?
   i need to buy alot of merch
   
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2. DeathOfASon
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   September 25, 2013 6:23pm UTC
   oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child????
   name 3 of their albums lmfao
   
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3. DeathOfASon
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   September 15, 2013 11:17am UTC
   do you ever just secretly quote song lyrics
   in your school work and no one knows except you
   
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4. DeathOfASon
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   September 15, 2013 11:15am UTC
   how period cramps feel like:
   wolverine is fingering you with his claws
   
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5. DeathOfASon
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   September 15, 2013 11:12am UTC
   fall out boy is back, panic is back, what a wonderful year
   [aggressivly stares at mcr]
   
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6. DeathOfASon
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   September 15, 2013 11:10am UTC
   DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE GIVE ME NICKNAMES. LIKE IT MAKES ME FEEL SO IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL AND AW.
   
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7. DeathOfASon
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   September 15, 2013 11:08am UTC
   "did you finish your homework?"
   well no but I did finish this transparent gif of a spinning dixxldo
   
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8. DeathOfASon
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   September 15, 2013 11:05am UTC
   what do you mean no pets allowed?
   this is my sister
   
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9. DeathOfASon
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2013 11:03am UTC
   “i’m so depressed,”
   posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
   “I’m so depressed”
   posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
   
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10. DeathOfASon
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    September 15, 2013 11:01am UTC
    i think girl nipples’ have like special powers or something
    and that is why we arent allowed to show them in public bc people are afraid we’ll rule the world with our nipples
    
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11. DeathOfASon
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    September 15, 2013 10:59am UTC
    my left hand cant do anything right
    
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12. DeathOfASon
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    September 15, 2013 10:57am UTC
    cute girls frustrate me more than cute boys
    because ugh stop that like i wanna be one of those intimidatingly pretty girls
    
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13. DeathOfASon
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    September 15, 2013 10:53am UTC
    the only bad thing about mashed potatoes
    is absolutely nothing
    
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14. DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:51am UTC
    until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden
    so you could call in sick because you had the hots for the paper boy in the morning.
    The reason they took it out in 1979 was because, to protest it, a shitton of people actually did. They’d get calls upon calls upon calls with “I can’t come in today, I’m feeling pretty gay”
    
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15. DeathOfASon
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    September 15, 2013 10:49am UTC
    It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
    
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16. DeathOfASon
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    September 15, 2013 10:46am UTC
    This guy just came up to me and said, “Nice shirt. Sorry for your loss.”
    I’m wearing an MCR t-shirt.
    
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17. DeathOfASon
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    September 15, 2013 10:43am UTC
    I went to Japan
    But there were no subtitles
    
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18. DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    no hollmo
    whole hollmo
    2% hollmo
    skim hollmo
    soy hollmo
    almond hollmo
    coconut hllomo
    rice hollmo
    butter hollmo
    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hollmo
    
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19. DeathOfASon
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    September 8, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
    
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20. DeathOfASon
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    September 8, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    biting into ice cream is painful as hell
    but biting ice is no problem at all how does this happen? Please enlighten me.
    
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