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  1. *♥ synchronicity ♥* *♥ synchronicity ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Friend: Hey i need to telll you a promise. okay? i need you to listen to my FAVORITE song!
    Me: Ok.
    Friend: PROMISE?
    Me: PINKIE PROMISE!!
    Friend ALL THE WAY!!
    Me: OK GOT IT :D
    Friend: *gives link* Here <3 youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
    Me:.... oh you one son of a bi
    Friend: *troll face*

  2. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Plot Twist: My Prince-Charming Will Find Me One Day.

  3. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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    September 8, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    Witty: 1
    Me: OOOOOO! WHO DID WHAT?
    Witty: 1. skaterrules23 replied o your profile comment
    Me: Aw boo you -.- got me exicted for nothing.

  4. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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    September 8, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    Mom at 10:30am: When it comes lunchtime, you need to get off your laptop.
    Me: Okay.
    Me: *Still on my laptop at 8:08pm*

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 5, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    So my P.E. teacher was like,"Okay guys, you need to stop cussing. If you do, you will loose all of your participation points for the day." So I'm thinking,"Pfft, no problemo. If anyone doesn't cus, its me." Next thing you know, i said sh*t three times and dammit twice.

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 6, 2013 10:22am UTC
    That awkward moment when your sister calls you 'Mom'

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 6, 2013 10:25am UTC
    the heavist unit of measurement should be called a "Mamacal's backpack". Instead of saying "You weigh a ton." you can be like "You weigh a mamacal's backpack."

  8. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 6, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    I honestly wonderr what women did before pads.....

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    My friends dared me to ask my P.E. teacher what size shoes he wears

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Imagine unicorns mated using their horns

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    Will you be the dog, to my firehydrant?

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 6, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Line up for the fans, ya bring those fancy pants. Ya know there's disco in the air, and hairspray everywhere

  13. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 7, 2013 11:00am UTC
    Last night I was talking to my crush. I told him that i have a boyfriend (and I do) but I kept making jokes about how I'm in love with his brother. So my crush pulled me off to the side and we started talking about what the Bible says about love. He said that I shouldn't be in a relationship because it would only end in sin and heat break.He said that if my boyfriend and I didn't even like each other than our relationship was pointless. Then he asked me if I still liked his brother and I couldn't explain why. Anyways,my crush was like,"Can you keep a secret?" and I said,"Of course." then he said "There's this girl, who lives in ********* (not naming) which is 6 hours away." and then I said,"Is it ****? (not naming)" then he said "Yes." and he said that she like him back and then he said that the reason why they weren't in a relationship is because they're only 15 and they would be going against their parents wishes. I tried to act as subtle as I could but on the inside I had an "AHA!!!" moment and a sad moment. Then he said that I should break up with my boyfriend. The thing about my crush is, he holds so much wisdom beyond his years and if he suggested that i should do something I wouldn't question it. I want to tell him my feelings for him but I just can't. Help me please, what do I do? Do I break up with my boyfriend?

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 7, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    You're the first thing that I think about when I wake up.You're the last thing that i think about before I go to sleep. You're the thing that I think about every moment inbetween.

  15. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 7, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    Remember when 'se.xy and I know it' came out in 2011 and people would randomly say,"I'm se.xy and I know it."? What happened to those days?

  16. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 7, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    *Sighs* Being funny is so hard

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 7, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I think I would die if my crush saw my Witty o_O

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 7, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Oh my gosh Monster University is still playing my town wtf?!?!?!?!?

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 7, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. Vinita* Vinita*
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    September 7, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    I thought the music video 'Rodaioactive' was pretty epic until I saw the muppet

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