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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    *My thoughts before I go to sleep*
    Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
    Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
    Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
    Me: *Looks at clock*
    Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
    Me: I should pray...
    Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
    Me: Amen.
    Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
    Me: *Closes eyes*
    *Something falls off dresser*
    Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
    Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
    Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
    Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
    Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
    Me: *Starts crying*
    Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
    Me: *Cries harder*
    Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
    Me: Need. to. concentrate.
    Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
    Me: *Falls asleep*

  2. EmilyLuvsYa EmilyLuvsYa
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 3:46am UTC
    Best Friend: Omg, I just found out that my grandfather helped build the Titanic!
    Me: Well, he didnt do a very good job, did he...

  3. chocolatelephant13 chocolatelephant13
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 3:49am UTC
    Anyone else want a first page top quote?
    Favorite this quote ♥

  4. Gloriahasbluedreams420 Gloriahasbluedreams420
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 3:50am UTC
    ♀ + ♀ = ♥
    ♀ + ♂ = ♥
    ♂ + ♂ = ♥
    Love is Love.

  5. thatonegirlwho thatonegirlwho
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    You're about as pointless
    as a toothbrush at sleepover


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Me in the shower:
    Me: *turns water on*
    Me: *grabs phone*
    Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
    Me: *checks time*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh chiz
    Me: *gets in shower*
    Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
    Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
    Me: ahh, this'll be better
    Me: *steps in shower once again*
    Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
    Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
    Me: okay, this will work.
    Me: holy crap it actually worked
    Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
    Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh right, soap.
    Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
    Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
    Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
    Me: *washes hair*
    Me: *washes face*
    Me: *drops shampoo*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
    Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
    Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: guess i better get out now..
    Me: *turns off water and gets out*
    Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: shh that never happened
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
    lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

  8. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    "Your socks look great with those sandals."
    (said no one. ever.)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. loveyou1313 loveyou1313
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Fave this qoute and I'll follow you.
    (I promise I'll do them all)

  11. DatsFunnie DatsFunnie
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 4:57am UTC
    You smell..
    Good.
    -Mg/mf

  12. keepcalmandlovezayn keepcalmandlovezayn
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    I like him, he likes her . </3
    # story of my life

  13. HeHasMyHeartt HeHasMyHeartt
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC
    When I was in 3rd grade
    A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
    We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
    There I was, studying in the library in college.
    when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
    I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

  14. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
    "just got another new cat..... YOLO."
    "bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
    "can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
    "ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

  16. 1dl0ve 1dl0ve
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Take a pic of your friend's face squished against glass, then assign to phone contact
    It'll look like they're trappped inside your phone(;

  17. Scotteh Scotteh
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 4:36am UTC
    Okay.
    So erm, I'm new here, and I honestly don't know anybody, and I know this isn't really a quote or whatever.
    But I just wanted to say hi, I'm Scott.
    and you are?

  18. Scotteh Scotteh
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:15am UTC
    girls i like's logic:
    Hey, There's a perfectly decent guy that wants me, but I'll go back to the jerk who cheated on me three times.

  19. Scotteh Scotteh
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 5:03am UTC
    what hurts the most, was being so close
    and watching you walk away.

  20. Scotteh Scotteh
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 8:01am UTC
    I've got to hand it to the girls out there;;
    the strong ones, the ones who never gave up, even if it hurt them so much inside. to those who put up with the tears and sleepless nights, the wasted hours and days waiting for his calls. to the girls who learnt from the hurt and pain, bettered themselves, moved on and became stronger.

:)

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