DarkCatzy101

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DarkCatzy101

Status: Back on the show babee

Member Since: 23 Feb 2012 07:31pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2014 02:51pm

Birthday: April 8

Location: Algiers, Lovestreet

Gender: F

user id: 277205

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Read the below:
"Eenie Meenie Minie Moe.
You ain't nothin but a hoe.
You think you're cute,
you think you're classy.
Newsflash B*tch!
You're f@cking nasty!"
Love, You're Ugly Too.
(CREDIT TO LUKE143, STOLEN FROM JULIELORY3)

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 7:05pm UTC

You don't like The Hunger Games?
Here have some berries.

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 7:02pm UTC

There is "Lie" in Believe
"Over" in Lover
"End" in Friend
"Us" in Trust
"Ex" in Next
And "If" in Life

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Treat me as an option,
and I'll leave you as a choice.

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 9:47pm UTC

*All my life ;
I thought air was free.
until i bought a bag of chips::
colorss//formats are minee(: <3

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 8:41pm UTC

When you take a shower then press your hands on your body, then collect a amount of water then drop it.

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 12:04pm UTC

You came from a woman.
So you have NO right to disrespect one ♥

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 11:59am UTC

How I cross a street:
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 11:54am UTC

QUIZ: You have 10 minutes
In which battle did napelon die?
~his last one
Where was the declaration of independance signed?
~at the bottom of the page
River Ravi,Flows in which state?
~Liquid state
What is the main reason for divorce?
~Marriage
How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor ithout breaking?
~Anyway you want, concrete is VERY hard to break.
F-
A+ for creativity

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 11:49am UTC

My mom's logic:
if I didn't see it...
It didn't happen.
mine

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 11:44am UTC

I NEVER gave you a reason to hate me.
you're just creating your own little drama
out of pure insecurity.
mine

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 12:44am UTC

British grandmother talking to her american grandaughter:
Granddaughter:Oh my god,I'm so sick of all of this.First it's all these
tea parties.Andnow its all these annoying cucumber sandwishes?! Are you people mentally retarted??!
Grandmother:*gasps*
Guests of the party:*gasps*
Orchestra:*gasps*
Food:*gasps*
Pigs:gasps*
Cows:*gasps*
Some random hobo asking for money at the door:*gasps*
Granmother:My dear beloved child...Where are your manners?
Granddaughter: My...My manners?
Grandmother:Yes.
Granddaughter:Put your hand in your as$ and pull out.
~mine

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Rumors?Impressive biitch.
At least you're spreading something other than your legs.
♥

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 7:09pm UTC

One day a little girl
went up to her teacher.
Girl: I have a question...
Teacher: yes?
Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is she?
Girl: 39
Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is you sister?
Girl: 19
Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
Girl: Can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you?
Girl: 7
Teacher: No you can not get pregnant.
**Little boy walks up behind the girl**
Boy: See i told you we had
nothing to worry about.
nmq

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 7:07pm UTC

;
Your Not The Prettiest When
your in sweatpants, with no makeup on and your hair in a messy bun.
Your The Prettiest When
you except yourself for who you are and confident in yourself and don't care
what other people think about you.
Love yourself for who you are
♥♥♥♥♥
nmq

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 5:40pm UTC

I want
YOU To Be
mine! <3

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 5:36pm UTC

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Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
All I want for christmas is you
to stop breathing and die.

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 10:38pm UTC

click to see this quote

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 10:32pm UTC

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I Love You , Colorful Rainbow.
Format by kclove5

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Dear McDonald’s Cashier:
Don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal.
Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
format by MegaFunsize101

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