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DaniKarlos

1. DaniKarlos
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 6:00am UTC
   love is like a fart if you force it it's probably sh*t
   
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2. DaniKarlos
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 5:13am UTC
   i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence nmq
   
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3. DaniKarlos
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 8:56am UTC
   lending someone a hair tyeand never getting it back
   
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4. DaniKarlos
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 4:59am UTC
   If you fave this, i will go onto our profile and fave ALL of your quotes as well as follow you !I dont care if there are 34572364 quotesI dont care what the quote isIf this gets 10 faves or 1000 faves, I'll do them all !I promise, I really want to do this, every follower, every fave counts, I love it when people actually acknoledge me and I want the same for others. Fave this and I promise you wont regret it!-DaniKarlos
   
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5. DaniKarlos
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 2:48am UTC
   I hate quotes that say 'fave if you agree' Fave if you agree
   
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6. DaniKarlos
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 8:00am UTC
   Get a Witty account, they said
   You'll still have time to do other things, they said.
   
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7. DaniKarlos
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 7:48am UTC
   me: *stays home*parents: why are you so lazy? get off your a*s and do something with your lifeme: *goes out*parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streetsme: *eats*parents: you are ruining your body with that garbageme: *doesn't eat something*parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?me: *exhales*parents: don't give me that attitudenmq
   
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8. DaniKarlos
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 7:46am UTC
   There's a slight difference in a nice summer tan and rolling in a bag of doritos.
   
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9. DaniKarlos
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 7:40am UTC
   I miss the old witty....wait.I've only been here for a month.
   
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10. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:05am UTC
    him: whats up?
    me: texting a guy i really like.
    him: i guess he will have to die then..
    me: why?
    him: because you're mine.
    me: i was talking about you.
    THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN~
    
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11. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Just saving the format.
    
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12. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:25am UTC
    today, when I woke up, I thought to myself, I'm going to go do something productive!
    ..then I remembered the interent.
    nmq
    
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13. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:29am UTC
    People like to point out that they eat alot while they are on their period....
    ..well then, I must be on my period all the time.
    
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14. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:16am UTC
    Every 60 seconds in Africa..
    ..another minute passes by
    
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15. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:16am UTC
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16. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 3:49am UTC
    Crush: I hate you.
    Me: It's really great to know that we have something is common !
    
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17. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 6:28am UTC
    you never know what you've got...
    ...until It's gone
    
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18. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:43am UTC
    me: I should probably go to bed
    me: Its getting late
    me: Almost midnight
    me: Maybe I'll just go on witty for a couple minutes
    me:
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    me:
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    me:
    me: Is that the sun ?
    
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19. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:27am UTC
    did you ever notice
    when people brush their teeth in a commercial
    there's never any thoothpaste
    
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20. DaniKarlos
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 4:03am UTC
    smiling but we're close to tears
    
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