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1. DaniJane
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   May 9, 2012 12:17pm UTC
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2. DaniJane
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   January 7, 2012 11:07am UTC
   Hey, what you thinking of wearing to the upcoming fancy dress party?
   well i was thinking of dressing as a brick so i get laid, or
   a cow so people think i'm beef, or
   a speed camera so i can flash at motorists, or
   a packet of mento's so people think i'm mint, or
   a plank so i can get nailed, or
   a condom so i can be officially called johnny, or
   a christmas cracker so i can get pulled
   decisions, decisions....
   you need to really get a life...
   definately the christmas cracker.
   
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3. DaniJane
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   November 30, 2011 12:31pm UTC
   when i post a quote:1
   When you post the exact quote:12435859
   
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4. DaniJane
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   November 22, 2011 12:47pm UTC
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   Awww
   My maths teacher loves me,
   the most;
   she puts kisses next to all my answers
   Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.
   
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5. DaniJane
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   November 17, 2011 2:48pm UTC
   awkward moment when you mistake your parents for someone else♥
   
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6. DaniJane
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   November 12, 2011 3:03pm UTC
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7. DaniJane
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   November 12, 2011 2:29pm UTC
   tumblrs?
   mines; sinnersnevercry.tumblr
   comment your url(: following everyone, please follow back!
   
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8. DaniJane
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   November 12, 2011 2:16pm UTC
   tumblrs?
   mines; sinnersnevercry.tumblr
   comment your url(: following everyone, please follow back!
   
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9. DaniJane
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   November 12, 2011 12:52pm UTC
   ____━━____┗┓|::::::^━━━^
   ____━━____━┗|:::::|｡◕‿‿­­­­◕｡|
   ____━━____━━╰O--O-O--O
   NYAN CAT. wooooooo 23'790 seconds!
   You seriously need to get a life
   BUT I HAVE A BETTER NYAN SCORE
   -.-
   
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10. DaniJane
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    November 12, 2011 3:33am UTC
    Regretting what you said;
    immediately after saying it.
    
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11. DaniJane
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    Patrick:
    don't geniuses live in lamps?
    
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12. DaniJane
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    November 11, 2011 2:03pm UTC
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    ♥
    O h g e u s s w h a t m y 1 1 : 1 1 : 1 1 w i s h w a s ?
    NOTHING.
    I F O R G O T TO W I S H .
    ♥
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13. DaniJane
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    November 10, 2011 1:02pm UTC
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    Just glancing at the 1st question concluding;
    'I don't get it!!!'
    ♥
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14. DaniJane
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    November 8, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    R.I.P
    Elisa Ashlee Banks
    [witty, elleisinhell]
    show your support fav&comment a heart
    
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15. DaniJane
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    November 7, 2011 3:12pm UTC
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    ♥
    THERES ONE THING CALLED COD
    & ANOTHER THING CALLED A LIFE.
    T W O T O T A L L Y D I F F E R E N T T H I N G S .
    ♥
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16. DaniJane
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    I would love to be you,
    Just for one day.
    Know what you think,
    who you think
    and what goes on in your mind.
    <3
    Nmf.
    
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17. DaniJane
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    November 7, 2011 12:33pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Okay so MW3 is coming out
    Prepare for the lads not to be seen for the next 3 months.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
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18. DaniJane
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    November 5, 2011 4:25am UTC
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19. DaniJane
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    November 3, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    Whos that sexy beast..
    Who keeps following me in every mirror i look in?
    
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20. DaniJane
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    November 3, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    Dear guy,
    In movies, the guy asks the girl out, but i'm getting kind of desperate
    ~Love the girl who is getting confused by signals
    
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