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Daneymcr123
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December 29, 2011 9:13pm UTC

Stranger: i am asian
Stranger: do you have yellow fever?
You: sowwey noooooooooo
Stranger: :O
Stranger: i feel like you just told me i got an A- on my test
You: LMAOOOO
You: Thats sadd
|Omegel|
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Daneymcr123
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December 28, 2011 12:17pm UTC

They cancelled flapjack, but they still have friggin' regular show?
SMH
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Daneymcr123
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December 26, 2011 6:43pm UTC

Put Headphones In= Everyone wants to talk to you.
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Daneymcr123
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December 26, 2011 6:20pm UTC

Forest Gump Yo' ♥

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Daneymcr123
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December 26, 2011 6:19pm UTC

*Me listening to Skrillex*
Mom-wtf is that
Me-Skrillex
Mom-it sounds like s h i t
Me-My...Name...Is...Skrillex....*twitch*
Cops-So she fell down the stairs?
Me-yes *twitch*

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Daneymcr123
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December 24, 2011 7:50pm UTC

Every "Kiss begins with K" .
Unless you were forced to do it,
then it starts with R.

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Daneymcr123
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December 24, 2011 3:48pm UTC

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Daneymcr123
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December 23, 2011 6:31pm UTC

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian: We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
|MEAN GIRLS|
♥

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Daneymcr123
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December 23, 2011 6:27pm UTC

This one time
Regina George punched me in the face.
It was awesome
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Daneymcr123
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December 23, 2011 6:21pm UTC

That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl!
-Mean Girls♥

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December 22, 2011 7:21pm UTC

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Daneymcr123
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December 22, 2011 7:10pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're out shopping & see a ladyputting a stick of
elmer's glue on her lips as if it were chapstick....

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Daneymcr123
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December 18, 2011 10:57pm UTC

LOLOL watch this. ♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVpAWh171ug

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Daneymcr123
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December 18, 2011 10:48pm UTC

The one that you fall for will be the one to tear you apart when you least expect it.

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Daneymcr123
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December 18, 2011 10:47pm UTC

I don't care if you
like me or not, its
your fault im better then you.

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Daneymcr123
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December 18, 2011 10:02pm UTC

Randall: Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away.
What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?
Mike: ...I get a time out?
Randall: Everyone goes to lunch!
Which means the scare floor will be...
Mike: ....Painted?
Monsters Inc.
♥

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Daneymcr123
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December 18, 2011 9:57pm UTC

Mike: (while Sulley brushes teeth):
C'mon, fight that plaque!
Fight that plaque!
Scary monsters don't have plaque. ...

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Daneymcr123
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December 18, 2011 3:16pm UTC

♥Lmao, at girls.
Monday: I like you ;)
Tuesday: taken! ♥
Wednesday: i love you so much.
....Thursday: single, broken </3
Friday: texting him(:
Saturday: I like you.
Sunday: taken :*

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December 18, 2011 2:54pm UTC

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Daneymcr123
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December 12, 2011 8:03pm UTC

You don't like me ? Dang, I'm freakin' crushed

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