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  1. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    LIVE ON
    AND BE
    YOURSELF

  2. B* B*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
    Mickael Jackson: lol
    Tom DeLonge: lol
    Mark Hoppus: lol
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    George Harrison: lol
    John Lennon: lol
    Ringo Starr: lol
    Brendon Urie: lol
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    Damon Albran: lol
    The Rev: lol
    Zacky Vengeance: lol
    Johnny Christ: lol
    Synyster Gates: lol
    M. Shadows: lol
    Cliff Burton: lol
    Ozzy Osbourne : Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?

  3. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 7:36pm UTC
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  4. SuperBass223 SuperBass223
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Me: Well, I was trying to find a shirt in my wardrobe when I fell into Narnia. There I met the Doctor and he was going to take me home in his Tardis but we accidentally landed on Asgard where Loki started a rebellion. Somehow I became the Mockingjay and lead the people to victory. I crossed the Bifrost to Hogwarts where I got flushed down a toilet and landed back in my room.
    Teacher: But...your only five minutes late... how did you...in only...?
    Me: Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey.

  5. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney...
    We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
    So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
    Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
    And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs?
    So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican."
    I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right?
    He was a REPUBLICAN!
    So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous.
    And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
    And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down.
    Follow for a follow<3
    NMQ/NMF

  6. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    One not does simply
    read the top line correctly.

  7. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    I wanna be able to brag to people
    about how amazing my boyfriend is.

    ......To bad I don't have one.

  8. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:54pm UTC
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  9. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    If you play girls better
    than you do sports- get some help on that.

  10. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    So... you're getting the iPhone5
    just for a few more centimeters?
    .....I hope your girlfriend
    doesn't so the same.
    nmq

  11. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    And it feels like I'm
    am just to close to love you,
    So I'll be on my way.

  12. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    Just a heads up - if anyone
    spoils the Taken 2 story
    line for me,
    I will look for you... I will find you... and I will kill you.

  13. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    I've been told I'm really good in bed,
    I can't blame them for saying it really...
    I stay on my side and rarely steal all the covers.

  14. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    If I was a ghost, I would open doors
    while people were masturbating…
    double scare.
    nmq

  15. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    I hope your Monday isn't as
    depressing as the future of
    Snooki's baby.

  16. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    With so many girls pregnant at my school,
    condoms should be
    on the supply list.

  17. Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Hey I need to ask you something and I want
    you to be totally honest with me. It may
    be a little awkward between us after this but
    I have to know how you feel... I've kept it in
    for a while now but it's time to be straight up
    and just confront you. I hope this doesn't ruin
    anyrthing we have, I just need to know and I
    dont see any other way I could get over this. Just
    wouldn't seem fair if I dont get an answer. I want you
    to tell me truthfully, please, no matter how
    harsh it is I just want your honest opinion..
    Would you choose pepsi or coke?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    this heart, it beats
    B E A T S F O R O N L Y Y O U
    my heart is yours

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