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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:13pm UTC

LIVE ON
AND BE
YOURSELF

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B*
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December 15, 2012 12:45pm UTC

Justin Bieber Fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
Mickael Jackson: lol
Tom DeLonge: lol
Mark Hoppus: lol
Ronnie Radke: lol
Travis Baker: lol
Kurt Cobain: lol
Bob Marley: lol
Patrick Stump: lol
Matt Tuck: lol
Mitch Lucker: lol
Gerard Way: lol
Frank Iero: lol
Ray Toro: lol
Mikey Way: lol
Oliver Sykes: lol
Jared Leto: lol
Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
Mike Dirnt: lol
Tré Cool: lol
Dave Grohl: lol
Chester Bennington: lol
Paul McCartney: lol
George Harrison: lol
John Lennon: lol
Ringo Starr: lol
Brendon Urie: lol
Ryan Ross: lol
Damon Albran: lol
The Rev: lol
Zacky Vengeance: lol
Johnny Christ: lol
Synyster Gates: lol
M. Shadows: lol
Cliff Burton: lol
Ozzy Osbourne : Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?

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TaliaWasHere
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December 10, 2012 7:36pm UTC

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SuperBass223
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December 3, 2012 3:37pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: Well, I was trying to find a shirt in my wardrobe when I fell into Narnia. There I met the Doctor and he was going to take me home in his Tardis but we accidentally landed on Asgard where Loki started a rebellion. Somehow I became the Mockingjay and lead the people to victory. I crossed the Bifrost to Hogwarts where I got flushed down a toilet and landed back in my room.
Teacher: But...your only five minutes late... how did you...in only...?
Me: Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey.

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carson5482
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October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney...
We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs?
So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican."
I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right?
He was a REPUBLICAN!
So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous.
And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down.
Follow for a follow<3
NMQ/NMF

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xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 5:04pm UTC

One not does simply
read the top line correctly.

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 10:47pm UTC

I wanna be able to brag to people
about how amazing my boyfriend is.
♥
......To bad I don't have one.

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 10:54pm UTC

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 10:56pm UTC

If you play girls better
than you do sports- get some help on that.

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:08pm UTC

So... you're getting the iPhone5
just for a few more centimeters?
.....I hope your girlfriend
doesn't so the same.
nmq

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:18pm UTC

And it feels like I'm
am just to close to love you,
So I'll be on my way.
♥

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:21pm UTC

Just a heads up - if anyone
spoils the Taken 2 story
line for me,
I will look for you... I will find you... and I will kill you.

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:26pm UTC

I've been told I'm really good in bed,
I can't blame them for saying it really...
I stay on my side and rarely steal all the covers.

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:32pm UTC

If I was a ghost, I would open doors
while people were masturbating…
double scare.
nmq

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:37pm UTC

I hope your Monday isn't as
depressing as the future of
Snooki's baby.

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:46pm UTC

With so many girls pregnant at my school,
condoms should be
on the supply list.

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Loki_hiddleston_sexy_beast
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Hey I need to ask you something and I want
you to be totally honest with me. It may
be a little awkward between us after this but
I have to know how you feel... I've kept it in
for a while now but it's time to be straight up
and just confront you. I hope this doesn't ruin
anyrthing we have, I just need to know and I
dont see any other way I could get over this. Just
wouldn't seem fair if I dont get an answer. I want you
to tell me truthfully, please, no matter how
harsh it is I just want your honest opinion..
Would you choose pepsi or coke?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LiliBlackHeart
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September 18, 2012 9:21pm UTC

this heart, it beats
B E A T S F O R O N L Y Y O U
my heart is yours

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