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carson5482 posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC
Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney... We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?" And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs? So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican." I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right? He was a REPUBLICAN! So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous. And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird... And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down. Follow for a follow<3 NMQ/NMF
Hey I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest with me. It may be a little awkward between us after this but I have to know how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but it's time to be straight up and just confront you. I hope this doesn't ruin anyrthing we have, I just need to know and I dont see any other way I could get over this. Just wouldn't seem fair if I dont get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, please, no matter how harsh it is I just want your honest opinion.. Would you choose pepsi or coke?