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  1. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 11:38am UTC
    *arguing with my sister*
    sister: I hate you, you always get what you want, you little piece of cr.ap
    me: UNICORNS NEVER DIE
    sister:
    cat:
    voldemort:
    spongebob:
    telettubies:
    sister: ya that's why you'll never have a boyfriend
    me: WHO NEEDS BOYFRIENDS WHEN WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT POOP DWARFS
    sister: *calls 911*

  2. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 11:32am UTC
    steve:There's a bad word in your quote! Expand your vocabulary and use a polite word instead so your quote can be included in the top quotes.
    wittians:changes i into / cause we're fabulous

  3. JustaShyGirl JustaShyGirl
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 11:47am UTC
    What is New York like?
    I could tell you what london is like, but what's it like in New York?

  4. haz haz
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    But youre so beautiful, and beautiful people are suppose to be looked at, to be admired.

  5. haz haz
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    A moment, a love, a dream, a laugh,
    a kiss, a cry, our rights, our wrongs.
    Wont stop 'till we surrender.

  6. EjSweet2 EjSweet2
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    I want to sincerely apologize to anyone
    who had to read my old quotes.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    WE BROKE THE RECORD
    ASDFGHJKL

  9. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    and Liam you stay exactly where
    you are cause you are
    per-fect


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    \(。◕ヮ◕。)/
    *:・゚✧Cute as a button, every single one of you.*:・゚✧

  12. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:19am UTC
    The Wittians
    Chapter 1 pt 2
    Promotion
    "You know that's not a possibility." She smiled.
    "I'm here for the Nutella. Where is it?" I asked
    "It's in the kitchen, you better hurry before Bambi eats it!" She said
    "Bambi?" I walked into the house and scanned the room for Nutella.
    "It's my nickname for Amber, you like?" She asked
    "I can live with it. Amber!" I enthusiastically screamed just I saw my best friend.
    She was sitting on the window nook licking Nutella off her fingers.
    "Back off it's mine!" She said as she hid the jar of Nutella.
    "Amber come on! It freaking grows on your tree!" I complained.
    " I wouldn't mess with Amber if I was you." Ava said
    "Why?" I asked trying to take the Nutella out of Amber's hand.
    "She's having that time of the month." Ava said
    "No, I know how to handle my self when that happens!" Amber screamed
    "Sure." Ava said
    "You know what-" Amber started
    "Will you two calm down?!" I yelled
    "Ava, go to the kitchen and get me Nutella." I comanded
    "But-"
    "Now." I said.
    Ava rolled her eyes and walked to the kitchen. I put my hand on Amber's shoulder.
    "What's wrong honey?" I asked
    "I saw him, with another girl and I think this one might be his girl friend." She explained.
    She was talking about her long time crush Eric, the travelor. He was the rebel with out a
    cause and just like every rebel with out a cause, he had girls twirling the tip of his fingers. Nearly every girl liked him. To be honest, I couldn't really understand why. I mean sure he was good looking, but to me that was about it. But, then I again I didn't know him to judge.
    "Oh come on Bambi, this guy switches girls like he switches socks." I said
    "No, he seemed really happy with her." Amber cried
    "Who?" I asked out of curiousity.
    "Mac." She answered
    "The travelor?" I asked. Amber nodded.
    "Amb, I'm pretty sure she's not his girl friend." I said
    "How do you know?" She asked
    "I saw him with Ana yesterday and they looked like they were pretty into each other." I answered
    "Ana Castro?" She asked
    "Yes." I said
    "Ugh, I'm doomed." Amber sighed.
    Ana Castro was like the female version of Eric; rebel, and trouble maker. Except the difference between Eric and Ana was that Ana seemed to be innocent. Everybody thought she was the quiet, shy, reserved chic. But, on the inside Ana was mysterious, secretive, and dominating. She was a hot brunette with beautiful light eyes. So, it was illegal to blame any guy for liking her. The other thing with Ana was you either hated her or loved her, there was no in between with this girl. I personally loved her. She was my 'stare at cute boys and make fun of barbie girls buddy.' We saw each other every gym class since our lockers were next to each other. Mac, on the other hand was a whole different story. She was a random, awesome and funny. Mac was the kind of person you'd hang out with if you wanted a nice laugh because this girl was epic. She was a pretty petite blonde girl who was an Advanced Travelor. You see, there were three majors in Witty Academy. Intellectology, Comedical, and Travology. Each member of the Witty Academy belonged to one of these categories. Everything just depended on the types of quotes they've written before joining. People who've written mostly funny quotes joined the Comedical Secction. People who wrote mostly deep and inspirational quotes, like me; entered into Intellectology and everyone else joined the Travology; they were the ones who had quotes of all kinds. Everyone who joined in Travology became a Travelor; Travelors were the only people who were allowed to comunicate and travel to the outside world. So, it was easy to say that Travelors had the biggest responsibility. Intelects, usually became teachers, Counsleors, Lawyers. Comedics could become whatever, but they were mostly celebrities; like actors, and singers.
    That's it for right now; sorry I couldn't write the past few days. I was just going thru something but I'm cool now. So comment, feedback. I will write the next chapter tommorrow or later on Today thank you and again if you don't see your name I will put you in I promise!

  13. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 3:42am UTC
    awkward moment when Zayn Malik as a girl is prettier than you

  14. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 11:33am UTC
    "I want you to stay."

  15. capsized* capsized*
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    July 21, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    You don’t need to bash skinny people to say that bigger people are beautiful.
    You don’t need to bash men to promote women’s rights.
    You don’t need to bash white people to promote racial equality.
    You don’t need to bash a certain genre of music to promote another.
    You don’t need to bash straight people to promote gay rights.
    You don’t need to bash anyone to advocate your opinion.

  16. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    Wendy run with away me
    I know I sound crazy, don't you see what you do to me? /////♥

  17. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:22am UTC
    Niall is even hot as an old guy(✿◠‿◠)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 11:56am UTC
    IT'S NOT MUCH OF A LIFE YOU'RE LIVING.
    It's not just something you take – it's given. Funny... you're the broken one, but I'm the only one who needed saving, because when you never see the light, it's hard to know which one of us is caving. I'm not really sure how to feel about it.... Something in the way you move makes me feel like I can't live without you; it takes me all the way, & I want you stay. ♥

  20. Amenah Amenah
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    July 21, 2013 1:23pm UTC
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    Make today a good day.
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