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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:35am UTC

there was one a young girl with green eyes
who wore her soft blonde hair
in braided pigtails.
At the age of seven
she watched her older sister
stand infront of the mirror before school
and pinch her stomach with a disgusted face.
.....Neither of them ate breakfast that morning....
At the age of 9
she watched her older brother
make fun of a girl wearing glasses
for reading on the bus.
....She went home and hid her books in the attic....
At the age of 12
she watched the older girls at school
with straight hair and short skirts
put makeup on in the bathroom
and discuss how boys would only like you
if you looked perfect, like them.
....The next day she arrived with red lips,
no braided pigtails and a short skirt....
At the age of 14
she watched her dad hit her mum for the first time
her mum cried when she saw her standing in the doorway
then told her that daddy didn't mean it.
......The next year she told herself that
her boyfriend didn't mean it either......
At the age of 16
she was paper thin and empty
with straight blonde hair, red lips
bruised, scarred skin and lifeless green eyes
While staring at her reflection
in the bathroom mirror
she thought to herself
“At least I'm normal"

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Skimrande
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:17pm UTC

My mom: Becky (my sister), are you in a bad mood?
Me: No, that's just her personality, remember?
My sister: Like your personality is so much better.
Me: My personality is amazing.
My sister: Yeah, I guess it has to be since you're so ugly.
My mom: How would you like it if someone called you ugly?
My sister: I'd be like, "Wow, you think I'm ugly? You should see my sister!"
Well, played, sis. Well played.

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taylorday7
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Liam: "I like the fact that our fans have a poster of us in their room"
Harry: "And I love that they get undressed in front of us"
Ladies and Gents.. Harry Edward Styles..

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Bec*
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I'M GONNA TAK YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you because it's polite.
YEAH BABY THAT'S RIGHT I'M GONNA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed because i know you're tired.
OH GIRL I'M GON SLAP DAT
broom out your hand because you've had a long day at work, and I can do it myself.
WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MAH
collection of nicely worded love letters.
nmq

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blankwolf*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 3:35pm UTC

*In class*
Everyone: *Screaming*
*Bell rings*
Everyone: *Still screaming*
Teacher: *Starts hardcore moaning*
Everyone: *Gets quiet*
Teacher: *Walks to front* Good, now that I have your attention, we can start class.
Everyone:
Yeah, he's my favorite teacher

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CalmDownCurly
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 5:41pm UTC

This is Kristen Stewart.
She as a wide variety of emotions that she skillfully portrays while acting.
K
Kristen is bored.
K
Kristen is sad.
K
Kristen is excited.
K
Kristen is angry.
K
Kristen is in love.
K
Kristen is annoyed.
K
Kristen is envious of other people's face-making skills.
mq

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 7:18pm UTC

How normal girls flirt: Hey there, cutie *wink*
How I flirt: Hay, are you an HTML code because I'd like to put you on my <Body /> *Eye twitch*

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randi*
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 2:36pm UTC

Louis Tomlinson
@Louis_Tomlinson
We lost the AMA to justin and carly rae jepsen I'm
so sad I'm wiping my tears with my hundred
dollar bills and #1 album and 28 other awards

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Serotonin
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 9:25am UTC

You want to be skinny? Get off the computer and work out.
You want to have good grades? Get off the computer and study.
You want friends? Get off the computer and meet people who you can actually get to know personally.
You want to find love? Sitting in front of a computer ignoring everyone all day won't help.
You want something? FIGHT FOR IT instead of complaining online about how you don't have it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 7:59pm UTC

“
When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, 'After all this time?' And I will say, 'Always.'
”
Alan Rickman (Snape)

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xxokiraxxo
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 8:02pm UTC

*Third Grade*
Friend: *whispering* You're stupid if you say what
Me: What?
Friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD. THAT WAS AWESOME.
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD BEFORE.
OH GOD HELP ME.

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shootingstar87
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC

me: can you please stop smoking?
mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

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KevyySaurus
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 8:13pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 4:32am UTC

~~in the future~~
steve's wife: i think we should have kids
steve: no
steve's wife: why-
steve: what if its a girl
then it would grow into a teenage girl
steve's wife: i really dont see the problem with--
steve: have you seen the quotes on my website?!
the quotes made by TEENAGE GIRLS
TEENAGE GIRLS ARE ALL INSANE

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 5:12pm UTC

When someone walks slower than me: Oh my gosh! Your slow a** is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us. Put some pep in your step, grandma.
When someone walks faster than me: Jeez, are you on the run from the police? This isn't a race. You can tone it down, speed racer.
When someone walks the same pace as me: Who gave your creepy a** permission to walk with me? Get the f*ck away before I call the cops.

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xoxocaitlin5499
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started hanging out with the current President Obama who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to DC, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why didn't you support my idea?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so ignorant of America's needs?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Democrats pool party, I was like, "Mitt, I can't invite you, because I think you're a republican." I mean, I couldn't have a Republican at my party! There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights. I mean, right? He was a REPUBLICAN. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her..it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 4:20pm UTC

**Me and older brother watching Live While We're Young music video**
1D: Tonight let's get some!
Brother: **sarcastic** haha, what do you think they mean by get some?
Me: I dont know, but I'll give it to them.
Brother:
Me:
Brother: NO. NO YOU WON'T EVER DO THAT. EVER.
true story. -_-

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megy37
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 4:08pm UTC

My Boyfriend: I can't tell me how much I lump you
Me: You lump me?
My Boyfriend: Omg *love
Me: haha fail
My Boyfriend: No, megan, I hump poo
Me: Dafuq?
My Boyfriend: OMG *love* you
This was an actual conversation with my boyfriend

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LittlePrincess
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 9:31pm UTC

London: And thank you for taking care of me all these years.
Moseby: You're welcome. I’m so proud of you for graduating highschool. And so proud of the woman that you’ve become. Keep in touch, okay?
London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if ever I have a problem.*London walks away and calls Moseby on her phone*
Moseby: Hello?
London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.

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