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  1. Hannah_Lives Hannah_Lives
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.


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  3. soccergal25 soccergal25
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    mom: liv can u get ur sister for dinner
    liv: kkkkaaattttteee dinner
    mom: well i couldve done that
    liv: well then why didnt you????


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  5. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Peeta: My burnt bread brings Katniss to the yard and she's like "I'm about to starve"
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    nmf/nmq

  6. NiallHOranFacts_01 NiallHOranFacts_01
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    NiallHoranFact#29
    Niall got preanked by Louis
    at a serivce station.
    Loius pulled down Nialls
    pants.
    n m f

  7. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    F o r m y h o n e y m o o n I
    w a n t t o g o t o C h i n a , a n d c o n c e i ve a c h i l d.
    S o t hat w a y I c a n say i t w a s
    M a d e I n C h i n a .
    format by sandrasaurus

  8. NiallHOranFacts_01 NiallHOranFacts_01
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    NiallHoranFact#30
    Niall loves it when his girlfriend plays with his hair.

  9. dia109 dia109
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    I don't think I could ever stab someone... I mean lets be honest. I can barely get the straw through the Capri Sun.

  10. MusicLover4 MusicLover4
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:20pm UTC
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  11. Whor_an Whor_an
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
    more than
    an electron wants to
    attach to a proton
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. BriBunny15 BriBunny15
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Calm your Face, Eat a Taco. Welcome to the REAL world.

  13. Finally_Telling_The_Truth Finally_Telling_The_Truth
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    yOU CANT BUY HAPPINESS BUT YOU CAN BUY ICE CREAM AND THATS CLOSE ENOUGH
    NMF


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  15. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I think the reason One Direction is loved by girls & hated by boys is beacause they they sing the words every girl wants to hear & every boy is afraid to say.
    nmq
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  16. Kaywuzhere Kaywuzhere
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    April 18, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heyy! M,18 looking to cam with a girl on msn/skype...interested?
    You: hey i hid the body
    Stranger: awesome
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or switch to video
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  18. blairisepic blairisepic
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Liam Payne Twitcam;
    Liam: *turns to Harry*
    Harry: *in the backround where you can't see him* I would come on, but I'm naked.
    Liam: *turns back to the camera* He's naked, I just heard him.
    Liam: *thinks for a minute* Harry. Naked. In my room. Weird.

  19. babytumbler babytumbler
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    April 18, 2012 8:25pm UTC
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  20. dia109 dia109
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence.

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