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DaNcEtILLuDiE

1. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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   March 4, 2013 11:05am UTC
   We're so used to the decisions being made for us, when it's finally our choice, we're lost
   
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2. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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   March 3, 2013 3:44pm UTC
   You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams
   ― Theodor Suess Geisel
   
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3. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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   March 3, 2013 3:39pm UTC
   I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best
   ― Marilyn Monroe
   
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4. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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   March 3, 2013 3:27pm UTC
   Why join
   The
   Navy
   If you
   Can
   Be
   A
   Pirate
   
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5. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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   March 3, 2013 3:24pm UTC
   It's very easy to be different, but very difficult to be better.
   
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6. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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   March 3, 2013 3:21pm UTC
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7. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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   March 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC
   Though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one.
   
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8. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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   March 3, 2013 3:12pm UTC
   After all, to the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
   
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9. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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   October 14, 2012 9:06am UTC
   When you're in the shower and you get shampoo in your eyes so you blindly reach around for a towel with your eyes closed.
   
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10. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 8, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    Ginger Rejects:
    All of us who want to be ginger, so we dye our hair red, and tell people it's natural. But we're not actually ginger.
    
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11. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 8, 2012 8:31am UTC
    That awkward moment when you realize the one you love doesn't love you back
    
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12. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 7, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
    -Ellen DeGeneres
    
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13. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 7, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Mom: Do your homework
    Me: Ok in a minute *continues to do whatever i was doing*
    *2 HOURS LATER*
    Mom: Did you do your homework?
    Me: I told you I'd do it in a minute!
    
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14. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 7, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    All I need is you.........
    And ice cream.
    
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15. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 7, 2012 8:58am UTC
    Enjoy life, there's plenty of time to be dead.
    
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16. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 6, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    People say you can't live without love.
    I think oxygen is more important.
    
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17. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 6, 2012 9:01pm UTC
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18. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 6, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    How fast can you guess these words?
    1. BOO_S
    2. _ _NDOM
    3. F_ _K
    4. P_ N_S
    5. PU_S_
    6. S_X
    Answers: 1. BOOKS; 2. RANDOM; 3. FORK; 4. PANTS; 5. PULSE; 6. SIX
    You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak!
    
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19. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 6, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
    
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20. DaNcEtILLuDiE
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    October 6, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    You are my one and only.
    You can wrap your fingers round my thumb and hold me tight.
    Oh, you are my one and only.
    You can wrap your fingers round my thumb and hold me tight.
    And you'll be alright.
    
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