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  1. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:14pm UTC
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  2. iwasenchanted_ iwasenchanted_
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    Don't marry a man
    unless you would be
    proud to have a son
    exactly like him.

  3. sherryli123 sherryli123
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    You picked me up,
    You took me home.
    |||||| YOU PUT YOUR HANDS,
    AROUND MY WAIST. ||||||
    ----------------------------------- YOU TOOK OFF MY TOP,
    THEN PUT YOUR LIPS TO MINE.
    {{{{{{ I'm a bottle of pepsi. ♥ }}}}}}
    n m f

  4. UnicornLight UnicornLight
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:59am UTC
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  5. BiebeFeveGirl BiebeFeveGirl
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    I believe that unicorns
    were the first to call eachother
    dickheads.

  6. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    I asked
    myboyfriend
    what he thought
    of Me
    He Replied "abcdefghijk"
    So I asked "whats that mean hun?"
    He Said "Awful, Beastly, clownish ,discusting, eew, fugly, gross, hideous----
    I started crying and said " I don't even want to know what I,J, and K mean"
    He laughed and said "Babe calm down, IJK means
    I'm just Kidding ;)

    I hate him :)
    "

  7. Mouselover990 Mouselover990
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 12:54am UTC
    ;
    Cleverbot
    Me: I'm a stalker
    Cleverbot: Yes you are:)
    Me: I'm going to abduct you.
    Cleverbot: Awesome:)
    Me: Get in the van.
    Cleverbot: No.
    Me: I have candy...
    Cleverbot: Can I have some?
    Me: If you get in the van...
    Cleverbot: What kind of beer do you want?

  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:32am UTC
    It's The Tiny
    things you do that make me go insane
    from the s p a r k l e in your eyes
    to the way you say my name ♥

  9. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:39pm UTC
    Getting your heart broken
    By someone your not even in a relationship with.

  10. MaddieSnider MaddieSnider
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:01am UTC
    Whenever I go to the mall with tons of money
    I find n o t h i n g.
    When I go to the mall with no money?
    I find e v e r y t h i n g
    only me?

  11. nellbell624 nellbell624
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Looking at a friend
    && saying:
    "I will if
    you will."
    nmf/tumblr

  12. kiamazdaa kiamazdaa
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:06am UTC
    nmf
    It takes two hands to build a relationship;
    with one,
    you can only wave
    g o o d - b y e .. .♥

  13. eagleclaire14 eagleclaire14
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 8:52am UTC
    "B*TCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER
    F*CKER TO THE GROUND NOW
    WHERE IS IT?"
    "Sir, calm down your toy is under the
    McNuggets."

  14. yupitsjulia yupitsjulia
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:10am UTC
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  15. Katiiiiiie Katiiiiiie
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 12:42am UTC
    crying in the shower
    »»»is the best way to hide the pain

  16. AllAboutUs AllAboutUs
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    true fact;
    Getting punched
    in the boob>>
    hurts
    just as bad as getting kicked in the balls..
    ...at least we dont fall to the ground crying..
    ^just proves girls are stronger than guys.
    not my format.

  17. PaulaGrina_ PaulaGrina_
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:40am UTC
    if you ever see
    an apple store being
    Robbed
    are you an
    iWitness♥

  18. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    There's a light at the end of
    every tunnel♥
    Just pray it's not a train.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. onE_wisH onE_wisH
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 12:21am UTC
    Who invented kissing?
    like when the first person went in to kiss someone
    it was probably so awkward.
    "Why are you attacking my lips!? W!"
    "Just trust me."

:)

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