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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 4:14pm UTC

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iwasenchanted_
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 6:30pm UTC

Don't marry a man
unless you would be
proud to have a son
exactly like him.

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sherryli123
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 2:11pm UTC

You picked me up,
You took me home.
|||||| YOU PUT YOUR HANDS,
AROUND MY WAIST. ||||||
----------------------------------- YOU TOOK OFF MY TOP,
THEN PUT YOUR LIPS TO MINE.
{{{{{{ I'm a bottle of pepsi. ♥ }}}}}}
n m f

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UnicornLight
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 10:59am UTC

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BiebeFeveGirl
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 5:08pm UTC

I believe that unicorns
were the first to call eachother
dickheads.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 5:21pm UTC

I asked
myboyfriend
what he thought
of Me
He Replied "abcdefghijk"
So I asked "whats that mean hun?"
He Said "Awful, Beastly, clownish ,discusting, eew, fugly, gross, hideous----
I started crying and said " I don't even want to know what I,J, and K mean"
He laughed and said "Babe calm down, IJK means
I'm just Kidding ;)
♥
I hate him :)
"

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Mouselover990

posted a quote
August 23, 2011 12:54am UTC

;
Cleverbot
Me: I'm a stalker
Cleverbot: Yes you are:)
Me: I'm going to abduct you.
Cleverbot: Awesome:)
Me: Get in the van.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: I have candy...
Cleverbot: Can I have some?
Me: If you get in the van...
Cleverbot: What kind of beer do you want?

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 10:32am UTC

It's The Tiny
things you do that make me go insane
from the s p a r k l e in your eyes
to the way you say my name ♥

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NMQuotesNMFormat
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 11:39pm UTC

Getting your heart broken
By someone your not even in a relationship with.

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MaddieSnider
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:01am UTC

Whenever I go to the mall with tons of money
I find n o t h i n g.
When I go to the mall with no money?
I find e v e r y t h i n g
only me?

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nellbell624
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Looking at a friend
&& saying:
"I will if
you will."
nmf/tumblr

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kiamazdaa
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 2:06am UTC

nmf
It takes two hands to build a relationship;
with one,
you can only wave
g o o d - b y e .. .♥

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eagleclaire14
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 8:52am UTC

"B*TCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER
F*CKER TO THE GROUND NOW
WHERE IS IT?"
"Sir, calm down your toy is under the
McNuggets."

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yupitsjulia
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 1:10am UTC

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Katiiiiiie
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 12:42am UTC

crying in the shower
»»»is the best way to hide the pain
♥

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AllAboutUs
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 1:26pm UTC

true fact;
Getting punched
in the boob>>
hurts
just as bad as getting kicked in the balls..
...at least we dont fall to the ground crying..
^just proves girls are stronger than guys.
not my format.

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PaulaGrina_
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:40am UTC

if you ever see
an apple store being
Robbed
are you an
iWitness♥

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 12:28pm UTC

There's a light at the end of
every tunnel♥
Just pray it's not a train.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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onE_wisH
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 12:21am UTC

Who invented kissing?
like when the first person went in to kiss someone
it was probably so awkward.
"Why are you attacking my lips!? W!"
"Just trust me."
♥

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