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  1. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    On 12/21/12 people will be making end of the world jokes
    like there's no tomorrow.

  2. RandomScribbles RandomScribbles
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    the hurricane hit my city harder than expected. i really think i'm going to die. my house collapsed while we were in it and now i'm lying in a pile of rubble, typing this from my phone. my body is aching and i'm afraid. blood is pouring down my head. i just wanted to say goodbye. thank you so much for being here for me witty. i guess it's my time though. Goodbye :'( i love you guys

  3. RandomScribbles RandomScribbles
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    R.I.P. Samantha Parker </3
    My sister (the girl who owned this account) passed away an hour ago. As you may know, the hurricane hit our city and tore our house apart. Samantha was covered with rubble, but finally the paramedics found her. They took her to the hospital, but by then she was already gone.
    Please say a prayer that my little sister may rest in piece </3

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Hurricane Sandy wouldn't be here, if Patrick would've
    just stopped making fun of Texas.
    (OneDirection/nmf)

  5. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    Similar quotes on witty:
    Regular Format: 3
    Amazing Format: 4314324324

  6. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Stalking crush on facebook:
    Me: *Accidently likes status from 2 years ago*
    Me: *Deletes facebook*
    Me: *Sets computer on fire*

  7. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:20am UTC
    My mom thinkg my friends are bad
    influences
    But honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

  8. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:22am UTC
    Just imagine what chaos the
    world would be if Steve left
    witty..

  9. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    I would like to have a nice
    conversation to whoever
    introduced me to the
    internet and took away my
    social life
    for all eternity.

  10. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Lol So True: #1223
    I hate when it's dark and your brain is suggesting "You know what you haven't thought about in a while? Demons."
    lolsotrue.com

  11. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    The past
    cannot be
    changed,
    forgotton,
    edited
    or earsed.
    It can only be accepted.

  12. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Keep Calm
    &
    Love The Boy
    With The Bread

  13. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Fave if Steve took away your social life!

  14. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Lol So True: #1743
    There is no angry way to say "bubbles".
    lolsotrue.com

  15. XxLovesickilyxX XxLovesickilyxX
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Always be positive.
    *Trips down the stairs.*
    ME: "Whew, I got down those stairs fast!"
    nmf/q

  16. XxLovesickilyxX XxLovesickilyxX
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    *Hiccup* *Hiccup* *Hiccup*
    ..Wait, I think it's over.
    ....
    ...
    *Hiccup*
    Damnn!

  17. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 2:54pm UTC
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    She stood out in the crowd, was a little too loud, but thats why we loved her. Shes not like other
    girls she could have conquered the world, until you brought her down.
    x
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    x
    x
    He liked science not sports,he knew what it stood for, hes not like you,you dont like that. But
    15 years down the road, he could be everything that you wont, but right now youre breaking him down.
    Stop Bullying.
    nmf

  18. XxLovesickilyxX XxLovesickilyxX
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Dentist: "So, how's school going?"
    Me: "Agraaagaaaggraaagagaa... Agraa, agraagaa."
    Dentist: "That sounds fun"

  19. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:40am UTC
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  20. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Handsome + Smart guy= Jerk
    Smart + Nice guy= Nerd
    Nice + Handsome guy= Dumb
    Handsome + Smart + Nice guy= Gay
    -Sighs-

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