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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    What if
    You: hey could you sign my albu-
    Band Member: oh my god it's you. You're that girl that has a blog about me and my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have breaks during practices. I fimally got to meet you in person ohmygod this is the best day of my life. I edit our selfies together so it looks like we are actually together. Wait I have it in my wallet. I hope you're not creeped out. I'ts just that I really like you and what i'm trying to say is that I love you, please marry me.
    You: what
    Band Member: ...

  3. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    What if it just gets worse? What if it's agony now and then... then its just hell later on.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. l0ve_y0urselff l0ve_y0urselff
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    i fell in love with you
    because you loved me
    when i couldn't love myself


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
    Real life friends:
    Me:
    Real life friends:
    Internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.

  8. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Everything I hate: Volume One
    - Slow wifi
    - No wifi
    - Most people in my town
    - Close minded people
    - Openly judgemental people(they arent afraid to insult you without regard for your thoughts or feelings)
    - People who insult Lady Gaga's fashion sense
    - People who think having more money makes them better than everyone
    - People who think being bisexual isnt a thing
    - People who have to argue with everything
    (ex. "Want some bubble gum? its really good" "well not EVERYONE likes bubble gum" )
    - Slow lines at the store
    - Pepsi max
    - When you want to text a picture and it takes hours to send
    - When you press send but it doesnt send
    - When someone who is a year older than me calls me "kid"
    - Teachers who hate you for no reason
    - The mini candy bars
    - Studying
    - Summer homework
    - Those pencils that the led breaks every five minutes
    - People who snoop through my phone
    - Sneaky parents
    - Hypocrites
    - Probably you lol

  9. daniigee daniigee
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    *goes back to school after long break*
    how do i hold a pen

  10. oneofakinddanielle oneofakinddanielle
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    If you're a virgin in 2013, I respect you. A lot.

  11. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    Ya know, I'm really diggin this whole no friends thing.

  12. daniigee daniigee
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    i HATE when i walk into class late and everyone just turns ans stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven

  13. daniigee daniigee
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    today I tried to wink at someone but I got an eyelash in my eye and started crying and I think that says a lot about me

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:40am UTC
    schools have stairs so that you can
    throw yourselves down them

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:18am UTC
    what guys don't understand is:
    when we want flowers, you don't have to spend $50 on roses, you could pick some simple ones in a field and show up to surprise us. when we want a sweet message it doesn't have to be 5 pages long. it can simple say "have a good day gorgeous" and when we wan surprises, just show up with a $1 candy bar and tell us you love us. we really aren't that hard to understand

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    And to think that there are species
    of animals struggling to survive and continue their race, we are telling our own species to kill themselves. Absolutely horrid.

  17. leahxD leahxD
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    *FIRE ALARM*
    Teacher: Okay kids, single file and in silence pleas-
    Me: MOVE BI/TCH! I'M ABOUT TO DIE

  18. KenzieKenz KenzieKenz
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    im still waiting f or
    a tv show that accurately depicts highschool

  19. missfluffers26 missfluffers26
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 12:17am UTC
    Can School just Go Away Forever?
    And Ever.
    AND EVER.
    Yeah Thanks.

  20. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 12:24am UTC
    I don't hate you.
    It's just...
    No, I hate you

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