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CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl

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Member Since: 7 Jun 2004 08:45am

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Hey my name's Lauren, and uhh yeah bye!
  1. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:45am UTC
    Working out. If I don't come back, then whoever told me, "A little
    excerise won't kill you", lied.
    i love that one when i go to the gym.swim.or..whatever l0l
    bye!

  2. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:45am UTC
    Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck
    hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.
    ok thats really weird..ok ok ok lol

  3. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:44am UTC
    i can wear my hair down i can say anything crazy i no you'll c*a*t*c*h me right before i hit the ground nuthin but tee shirt on ive never felt so ~beautiful~ baby as i do now...now that im with YOU

  4. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:44am UTC
    A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman!":-\

  5. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:44am UTC
    An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!! ..lol...brb
    lol
    dont take credit

  6. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:43am UTC
    There is only one world and that is reality. Get used to it.:-D

  7. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:43am UTC
    If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

  8. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:42am UTC
    Swimmers,we're a different kind,we get high on chlorine,we smoke our competition,we drink
    water..........|s|w|i|m|m|i|n|g| my anti-drug!...

  9. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:40am UTC
    I'm off to the Supreme Court to sue the Dictionary Publishing Company for not having the word "lol" in the dictionary.
    DONT TAKE CREDIT!

  10. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:40am UTC
    1-dont play stupid w/ me I can do it better;-)2- Who is life and why is he giving out so many lemons?!?!=-O

  11. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:40am UTC
    try to read this message backwords siht si a diputs yawa egsssem dna i tsuj detsaw 02 sdnoces fo ruoy efil
    well if you give up ill give you the answer this is a stupid away message and i just wasted 20 seconds of your life

  12. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:40am UTC
    SoMeTiMeS yOuR wIldEsT dReAmZ cAn Be YoUr BiGgEsT fEaRs..
    dont take credit..

  13. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:39am UTC
    She was so blonde...
    She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
    She put lipstick on her forehead
    She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
    She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"
    She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    She sat on the tv and watched the couch.
    She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
    She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
    If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
    They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
    She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
    .....I am that Blonde!
    ^lol i got that from jess!DONT take credit anyone!

  14. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:39am UTC
    :-):-):-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-):-):-)
    :-) :-):-) :-):-) :-) :-) :-)
    :-):-):-) :-) :-):-) :-) :-) :-) :-):-)
    :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
    :-):-):-) :-) :-) :-) :-):-):-) :-):-):-)
    it should say smile..

  15. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:38am UTC
    I value my sleep, and if you value your life, you'll let me get my
    rest.:-*

  16. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:37am UTC
    rUbBeR dUcKiE.. uR dA oNe.. u MaKe My BaThTiMe "lIkE" sOo mUcH fUn!
    hahahahahaa

  17. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:37am UTC
    Money is the root to all evil, so I'll have to spend it before it
    corrupts me.

  18. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:36am UTC
    dont*eat*sheep!
    ^that is jus for Katy & Champ!
    dont tak credit cz thats for my bestest friend and ChAmPeRz!;-)

  19. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:36am UTC
    You see this away message is really sad but funny at the same time. The sad part is that you expect me to reply to your message. The funny part is that I'm sitting looking at the screen laughing.:-D
    hahahaha im funny man!

  20. CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl CuteLtLbLoNdEgRl
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2004 10:35am UTC
    %n...
    Roses are red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Sugar is sweet,
    And so are you.
    The roses are wilted,
    The violets are dead,
    The sugar bowl's empty,
    And so is your head.

:)

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