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  1. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:22am UTC
    You run back to the people who hurt you the most, but you leave the ones who've been there for you and cared.

  2. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:25am UTC
    i knew this was a bad idea .
    But after all ,
    this is the kind of thing we'll tell stories about

  3. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:27am UTC
    I'm the type of person
    Who will sit in a store
    And smell every shampoo
    In order to pick out which ones I like best
    And then Do Eeny-Meany-Miney-Mo
    To figure out which one I should get.
    What type of person are you?

  4. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:28am UTC
    i was asked if i
    miss you, i told them
    i miss
    you like i missed the bus
    LAST SUNDAY
    not bothering to run after it
    because it wasnt worth
    ruining my hair.
    i miss you like
    A RAINSTORM
    its nice while it lasts
    but i dont miss it
    when
    it goes

  5. Cupkake Cupkake
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:28am UTC
    “Hate no one, no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Live humbly, no matter how wealthy you become. Think positively, no matter how hard life is. Give much, even if you’ve been given little. Keep in touch with the ones who have forgotten you. And forgive those who have wronged you, and do not stop praying for the best for those you love.”

  6. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    **When My Name's In A Math Problem**
    Class: *Stares At Me*
    Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

  7. sydkid123 sydkid123
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
    me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
    Messages
    Crush
    Edit
    November 3rd, 2009
    Hey :)
    Today at 10:25am
    Sorry I didn't get back to you right away. I was pretty busy.
    I sent that four years ago.

  9. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    Me: *nervously orders my food*
    Me: Man I hate public speaking

  10. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    why do i get apprehensive about walking past a group of teenagers alone i am a teenager

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    What to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you
    --Smile and clap along
    --Have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
    --Beat box
    --Scream "DIS MY JAM!" and jump on the table and break dance
    --Sing Amazing Grace as loud as you possible can until they stop singing to you
    --Go over to the closest person singing and hug them tightly until they stop singing. Keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. Bonus points for humming in their ear.
    --Start a mosh pit
    --Strip tease

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    The idea of being wanted
    is probably one of the best feelings, ever.
    It’s like you know that there is somebody out there
    who wants to be with you,
    share stories to you
    and just spend time with you.
    It feels nice that somehow,
    you know that there is someone
    who cares for you and actually lets you know
    about how they feel...

  13. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 10:38am UTC
    Behind every successful person,there is a
    DEACTIVATED FACEBOOKACCOUNT.

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I don't even have my own personality anymore it's just a mixture of all the youtubers that I watch um

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 9:45am UTC
    Someone asked me why I am so nice to people who treat me bad, and I didn't know the answer. Then, during class, I looked around after finishing my test and realized why.
    I looked at the boy who made fun of my inability to do math, and his head one on his desk and he looked tired. I knew he played in the band, so he had to be at school early, and I wondered if had something keeping him up or maybe it was the amount of class work the teachers assigned.
    I looked at the girl who always returned my hellos by snapping her gum and twisting her hair. I knew her and her boyfriend broke up, and I wondered how hard it must be to have everyone concerned in your business. He could probably be a jerk, I knew that she only acted dumb so people would like her.
    And I thought about the boy in PE who picked me last for teams, how he squinted at the paper and furrowed his eyebrows. It must be a lot of work always practicing, and then having to get good grades to go to college.
    And then there was also the girl who everyone thought was a b.itch, but little did she know I saw the scars on her wrist.
    And then there is the girl who is always reading, and I wonder what she gets from those books or if she is running away from reality.
    And then there is the boy who always wears that shirt and I know his shoes have holes in them because when it rains he complains about wet socks, and I wonder if his parents work hard for him or if they drink a lot and I wonder if he feels like an outcast because he has so little.
    And then there's the girl who just moved here from Brazil and doesn't speak a lot of English and I can only imagine how confusing it must be to learn everything in another language.
    And even the teacher, I noticed he wasn't wearing his ring today. Maybe he is giving us more work and more homework because he wants us to do better than he did.
    The point is, I look at all these people and realize that they have their own troubles and their own demons, and the last thing I want to do is add to them. It's a lot of pressure growing up, and no matter what anyone says--none of us have it easy.

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Me: *licks popsicle seductively*
    Me: Yeah that's not the only thing I suck
    Me: *winks*
    Me: *lowers voice to a whisper*
    Me: I also suck at life.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    my only skill
    includes falling in love with people
    I can’t have

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Person: *Says something really unclear*
    Me: What?
    Person: *Says it again even more unclear*
    Me: Wait, what?
    Person: *Repeats themselves again*
    Me: *Fake laughs because I have no idea what they just said*
    Person: Yes or no?
    Me: ...Say the question again...

  19. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    The Wittians
    Pre-face
    The alarms were pounding, and my sleepy heart begun shaking. It was time for the elections. One of us would go home. Though I wasn’t elected, it was still a heartbreaking experience. Whoever went home would no longer return. They wouldn’t even have the memories to hold on to. They would no longer be known as the Wittians; they would be known as the outsiders; people, who could not be trusted. That thought deeply frightened every single citizen. None of us wanted to go back to the real world. After all, who would want to leave the land of peace and purple kittens? That’s right no one, but, the elections were essential. It was the word of Steve our Wiseman and the Counselors. There was no arguing with Steve and the Counselors. No one could even use the excuse that they didn’t know. The word of Steve was pretty much tatted on our brains. Everybody knew the rules. There were no exceptions.
    “Students and Citizens please attend to the purple auditorium; it’s time for the elections.” It was Jennifer’s voice. She was one of the counselors of the Comedic Section. I remember back in 2013 when Mrs. Lawrence had been elected. It wasn’t difficult to take her out of the real world. She was just like us; she loved kittens and hated people. In fact, a lot of celebrities were taken out of the real world. Chuck Norris, Will Smith, Adam Sandler, Kate Upton, and Michael Jackson. That’s right; apparently Mr. Jackson had never died. All he did was move to Wittious, the land of the Wittians. He was the dance and music teacher. Steve our Wiseman had offered him a spot on the counselor committee. But, Mr. Jackson had refused saying that he didn’t want to be higher than his students. He was my favorite teacher. I loved his class the best and I wasn’t the only one.
    “Student’s and Citizens disregard the last notice, and stay in your rooms there seems to be a—“ The announcement was cut off. This had never happened before. My roommates Adriana and Erin looked at me in shock.
    “Don’t worry I’m sure it was just a glitch....." I hopped it was just a glitch this had never happened before.
    Guys thank you so much for your support. I got a lot of names on that other list. But, I want everyone to know that unless you provided/provide me with a personal bio I will write your character according to my imagination. So again thank you, and if there is anything you want me to include then please let me know either down here or on my page :)

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Falling for someone
    At first you don't even know it's happening.
    It all just started with a simple ''hello'', and you never
    would have guessed it would lead to this.
    Your mind starts to concentrate on that one person,
    and nothing else.Whenever you see, talk to, or even are near
    that special someone, those butterflies and that smile
    appear as your problems seem to disappear.
    Everything they say or do makes you smile.
    You just have that happy feeling inside again.
    It's a good feeling, isn't it?

:)

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