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Ctron

1. Ctron
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 7:03pm UTC
   Dear people of the
   internet: putting a vintage
   filter on your photos
   doesn't make
   your lame trip to the
   supermarket suddenly
   cooler.
   
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2. Ctron
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 11:09am UTC
   My Parents: You're So Cute and anyone would be
   lucky to date you.
   People Online: You're So Cute and anyone would
   be lucky to date you.
   People at School: F**k you, you're ugly
   -♥♥♥
   
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3. Ctron
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   The clouds are like life;
   Get a new perspective, and everything changes.
   
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4. Ctron
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 3:28pm UTC
   Did you study?
   That's today...?
   F*CK.
   
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5. Ctron
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2011 10:28am UTC
   nmf
   When you’re texting your crush and he doesn’t answer for a few minutes and you’re like ‘OMG, OMG, what if i made him mad?’ ahah, good times.
   
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6. Ctron
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 8:40am UTC
   The Secrets of being a Male:
   Eat
   Sleep
   Complain
   Repeat
   
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7. Ctron
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 1:25pm UTC
   Avan Jogia ❤
   
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8. Ctron
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 1:20pm UTC
   I wonder how
   police on bikes arrest people.
   "ALRIGHT, GET IN THE BASKET."
   [Credit to Whatswhatgurl on stardoll]
   
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9. Ctron
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 1:15pm UTC
   I have always wanted to turn around in a swivel chair saying, "I've been expecting you..." while twiddling my fingers.
   
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10. Ctron
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 11:54am UTC
    That awkward moment when you hit ' Dislike' on a Rebecca Black video and youtube says This feature is unavailable, please try again later Oh I will...I WILL!
    
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11. Ctron
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    *Refresh*
    *Refresh*
    *Refresh*
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    *Refresh*
    ♥ 1 add to faves
    
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12. Ctron
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    Pshh, That’s not a UFO, its Harry Potter’s magical flying car. Silly muggles.
    
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13. Ctron
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 8:51am UTC
    I’m not weird,
    I'm limited edition ♥
    
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14. Ctron
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 7:29am UTC
    When i die, I want to go peacefully like grandad did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. <3
    
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15. Ctron
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 8:17am UTC
    When you just want to:
    Burst out crying
    Kick the wall
    Punch anyone who’s around
    Hate every living thing
    Scream at the top of your lungs
    Die slowly and painfully
    Make it pouring rain
    There's always one person who loves you. Don't break their heart♥
    
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16. Ctron
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 8:10am UTC
    A dream is a wish your heart makes.
    When you’re fast asleep.
    
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17. Ctron
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 7:44am UTC
    Juicy Couture
    
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18. Ctron
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 7:21am UTC
    ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
    ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
    ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
    ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
    ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
    ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
    ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ
    ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
    ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂, ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.
    
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19. Ctron
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 7:11am UTC
    Beautiful comes in 6,775,235,700 forms
    
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20. Ctron
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 7:58pm UTC
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