CrystalBlueEyes's Quotes

CrystalBlueEyes

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 12:29pm UTC

The hot people are in England
...
Seriously, it's baking over here!

👍 this is good · read the comments · 180 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 6:12am UTC

My best guy friend
Pinned me down on his bed.
Got out a rubber rope.
Tied my legs together.
Fastened them to the bedpost...
So I could feel what it's like to be a trapped mermaid. ❤

👍 this is good · read the comments · 13 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Is it bad
That I get >told off< for
//Revising too much?\
&&&

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 5:36am UTC

❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤
❤❤❤
I Idreamed of him...
S n e a k i n g up on me,
hugging me from >>>behind<<<
telling me I was beautiful .
The lot.
There's me thinking I didn't have a crush on him anymore.
Luckily it was only a dream~

👍 this is good · read the comments · 26 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Teacher: So when a skydiver reaches terminal velocity--
Students: Miss, can we have a practical instead? -smiles hopefully-

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Hans Zimmer
Probably wrote your favourite Disney music.
Go check.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 5 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 8:30am UTC

You are multitasking.
You are inhaling air, diffusing the oxygen through your lungs into your blood and swapping it with carbon dioxide to respire, therefore creating energy and glucose for you to use...
AND reading this quote!
Living is hard work...
nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 40 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 4:44pm UTC

There's a very fine line
between fishing
0
|>----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\
/\
and standing on the bank like an idiot.
nmq

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:34pm UTC

♚
SCREW CALM
AND
GO MAD

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Because I had a bad day,
I tear it all down,
I sing a sad song to try and turn it around,
I say I don't know,
So you yell "Don't lie!"
I work on my smile and try to throw it aside,
I had a bad day,
The victims don't lie,
I'm going back down but you really don't mind;
I know I can't say... that I had a bad day.
~~Original Bad Day lyrics by Daniel Powter

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Josh Hutcherson.
Bet you didn't know he was the voice actor for Markl in the English version of Howl's Moving Castle!!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:00pm UTC

~~MMORPG~~
I only found out yesterday what it means.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 12:57pm UTC

You served me in my own house.
You fell asleep in my arms.
You sung about me in my bathroom.
You made me cry in pure joy for the first time in my life...
There is no sad ending to this.
I'm so glad we're friends.
And no matter what you think, I will never leave you. ♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Friend: Do you mind if I borrow a coat? I left mine at home...
Best friend: Oi! Where do you keep your period stuff?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:44am UTC

You know:
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Trash to Cash
60 Minute Makeover
Double Take
Takeover my Makeover
And all those other home makeover programs?
How many people do you think actually like the results away from the camera?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 2:08pm UTC

You tell me to smile when I'm unhappy.
I do the same.
You tell me to stop laughing when my sides are splitting.
I do the same.
You tell you to slow down when I'm hyper for once.
I do the same.
You tell me you hate me when I'm hugging you.
I do the same.
You tell me I'm stupid when I'm top of the class.
I do the same.
You tell me to do all the things I can't do, don't want to do and hate to do.
I do the same.
We need to fix this,
Once and for all.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Here's a challenge:
Try singing the Indianna Jones theme tune.
And then, The Great Escape.
It's hard; they seem so similar!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 1:07pm UTC

The Tide is High
And I'm Rolling In The Deep

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Teacher: Who wants to go next?
Oh gosh.
Don't pick me.
Don't pick me.
If I look away she won't notice me.
No, she'll know I'm avoiding eye contact!
Don't pick me...!
Uhh, quick. Pretend you're doing work.
No, she'll pick on me for not listening!
Stare at her intensely.
No, she'll notice me!
Stare at the person next to me...
Then she'll think I don't want to go.
Oh gosh I'm shaking I can feel my heart; I can't sit still.
Please don't pick me, please!
Fiddle with your hair...
No, it looks like you're mocking her.
Stand up and read poetry, yell out Shakespeare, sing crazy rock music!
DON'T PICK ME!
Teacher: *picks another person*
Thank heavens.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

CrystalBlueEyes
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 9:03am UTC

Me: Thanks! <3
Friend: You're welcome! 3>
Me:
Friend:
Friend: Oops.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: 3====> >D Haha~
Me: I hate you. ¬-¬

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Witty Profiles

CrystalBlueEyes