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noahwood123
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August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC

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We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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XXKatiiKatXX120
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August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

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Nessazhere
posted a quote
December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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LimitedEditionBarbie
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC

trust is like an eraser
it gets smaller & smaller
[after everymistake.. ] ♥

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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rileylovesyoou
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC

i wish i could see
myself from a
boy's perspective. ♥

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vanybee
posted a quote
November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC

click to see this quote

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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JetsGirlXx18xX
posted a quote
January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC

♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
you cried
When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
you didn't say good bye.
I got lucky and got a donor heart
But When I Came Home
I Couldn't Find You
Finally I asked your mom
&& She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
"Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"
♥

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WhoThatGirl
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The only show with a smart blonde and a dumb asian

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OnlyAtNight
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Admit it #3;
We all attempted to make a diary
but epically failed.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:55pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
How to you pronounce tomato? Is it tomato or tomato?
4 hours ago

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Lol So True: #25
Giving your best friend "the look" when you see someone attractive.
lolsotrue.com

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Lol So True: #23
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
lolsotrue.com

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ThisRandomGirl
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Worst pains ever:
1) stepping on a lego
2) hitting your hip on the corner of something
3)stubbing your toe
4)cramps
5)hitting your leg on your other leg while running full force
6)when you feel your heart breaking
7)getting soap in your eye

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Smartest kid in class: That test was hard.
Entire Class: We're screwed.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC

That Annoying Moment....
When you fall on a trampoline and everyone continues to jump on it and your just bouncing up and down cause nobody will let you get the f*ck up!
lolsotrue.com

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:51pm UTC

not sure if math test was easy
O R I D I D E V E R Y T H I N G W R O N G

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ThisRandomGirl
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 3:11pm UTC

HELLO
My name is...
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez.
Anyone Remember him?

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