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Criminal_minds

Status: Vampires suck :')

Member Since: 5 Aug 2012 03:47pm

Last Seen: 21 Dec 2012 04:54pm

Birthday: March 21

Location: Mars, Space

Gender: F

user id: 322945

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1. Criminal_minds
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 8:40am UTC
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2. Criminal_minds
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 11:28am UTC
   format by neversaynever16
   Soft kitty,
   Warm kitty,
   Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty,
   Purr purr purr
   
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3. Criminal_minds
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 11:04am UTC
   Roses are red,
   Nuts are brown.
   Skirts go up,
   Pants go down.
   Body to body,
   Skin to skin.
   When its stiff,
   Stick it in.
   The longer its in,
   The stronger it gets.
   It goes in dry,
   And comes out wet.
   I comes out dripping,
   And starts to sag.
   But its not what you think,
   Its a teabag ;)
   
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4. Criminal_minds
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 5:20am UTC
   Friend: Want some food?
   Me: Sure ;)
   Best friend:
   i'd give you some food, but i ate it :)
   ♥
   
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5. Criminal_minds
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   Hello, I am
   Normal
   Fave if you know where this is from ;)
   format credit: halfempty
   
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6. Criminal_minds
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   @*<*~What is yourworst fear?~*>*@
   
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7. Criminal_minds
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 4:55pm UTC
   I watch NCIS, CSI and Criminal Minds,
   I can kill you in 30 without being caught :)
   
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8. Criminal_minds
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 4:35pm UTC
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   Peace is nice, but also found in a graveyard. :|
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   
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9. Criminal_minds
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 12:26pm UTC
   When life hands you limes, rearange the letters to spell SMILE :)
   
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10. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    Me: Im finally happy :')
    life: Oh damn that cant happen, lemmeh throw something bad in...
    
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11. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    Life is way to short, so smile while you still have teeth...
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
12. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    True, money can't buy happines but i would rather cry in a BMW, than on a bike....
    
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13. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:57am UTC
    ●
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    Every one
    is a moon,
    and has a
    dark side
    they never
    show anyone
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
14. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:53am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Smile!!
    It irratates those who wish to destroy you .
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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15. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:51am UTC
    Some people just need a pat on the back. . . . . when standing on top of a flight of stairs :)
    
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16. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Some people just need a hi-five,
    in the face
    with a chair
    made of steel
    
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17. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 7:33am UTC
    Bazinga
    
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18. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 5:48am UTC
    If you where a phone,
    Where would you hide?
    .
    Formats_xo
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
19. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 5:45am UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote if you don't think your beautiful.
    landoniswitty's format..
    
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20. Criminal_minds
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I'm not arguing
    I'm just explaining how i'm right :)
    @formatgeek4life
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

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