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  1. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2014 4:23pm EDT
    Stand up
    for what you
    believe in-
    even if it

  2. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2014 9:37pm EDT
    Don't take life to seriously,
    no one makes it out alive anyways.

  3. kaitlinashley1130 kaitlinashley1130
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 12:14am EDT
    Look at your life
    All the things you've fought through
    You're so strong
    Look at that smile
    It's finally real
    It's genuine
    Look at her
    She's happy
    You made her feel that way
    How proud are you
    Look at him
    Running around the house
    Becoming his own person
    Baby look around
    Life is finally turning around for you
    Take it a day at a time
    You can do it.
    Look at your life
    Remember where you came from
    But look towards where you're going.

  4. *Suicidal Fantasy* *Suicidal Fantasy*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 8:49pm EDT
    How are you suppose to fix something that's already broken?...

  5. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 10:32pm EDT
    if only we could
    wipe away the people who make us cry as easily as we
    ▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼ wipe away the tears.

  6. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 6:05pm EDT
    I have some embarrassing stuff to admit.
    1. I have a crush on finn the human.
    2. I have a crush on Leo VAldez in the Percy JAckson series.
    3. I have a crush on a guy in my school who looks/acts like leo valdez in my books.

  7. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 4:08pm EDT
    911: Hello what's your emergency

  8. Jezabella Jezabella
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:09pm EDT
    "With great power....comes great need to take a nap"
    ~ Nico Di Angelo

  9. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:33pm EDT
    If I'm gonna
    might as well
    be bright.
    – Frank Zhang

  10. AmyGivenLife AmyGivenLife
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 3:11pm EDT
    'Well done, Frank Zhang, That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs.
    t respond.
    They turn into iguanas.'
    -Leo Valdez

  11. skylinesandturnstiles skylinesandturnstiles
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:06am EDT
    Do you ever just wish you were a ninja like not one of the ninjas you see in movies but like one of the ninjas from Naruto? because same

  12. skylinesandturnstiles skylinesandturnstiles
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:32am EDT
    How to ruin your social life:
    1: make a witty
    2: obsess over a celebrity/music artist/youtuber
    3: start watching Naruto
    4: stray away from people
    5: don't go outside
    6: avoid all human contact

  13. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 1:10pm EDT
    Life Goal:
    -Buy a Naruto Uzimaki cosplay and wig
    -Get a small light blue ball
    -Charge towards someone yelling 'RASENGAN'
    -Ram ball into person's stomach
    -Run away as they fall
    -Find someone else

  14. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:01am EDT
    "You have someone in your life whom you honor and revere so much that every hurt on them is inflicted on you as well. And the closer they are to you, the greater the pain"

  15. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 10:38pm EDT
    When it comes to relationships, I feel like Sai from Naruto Shippuden, like " Da faq????"

  16. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2014 5:44pm EDT

  17. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2014 5:35pm EDT
    Thomas Edison's last words were: "It's very beautiful over there." I don't know where there is, but I believe it is somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful.

  18. aMeErA aMeErA
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2014 10:19pm EDT
    Those Nights when everything and Nothing is wrong all at once...

  19. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 11:18am EDT
    *bursts through your cabin door* Did someone say Leo Valdez?

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