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  1. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 12:55am UTC
    Me: Wow! Witty looks great! *glances at the user profile in the corner*
    Me: *gulps*
    Me: *hesitantly hovers mouse over the pic*
    Me: *clicks and table of contents opens like it always used to*
    Me: OH THANK THE LORD
    so glad Steve didn't change the thing....

  2. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 10:27am UTC
    *Gets Sent To Hell*
    Me: Huh? Where am I?
    Satan: You're in Hell.
    Me: What? But I was just alive...
    Satan: And now you're dead.
    Me: *sighs* I guess I'm gonna be punished for my sins now, huh?
    Satan: Not exactly, I just need you to poke at these suffering souls in a pit with a pitchfork.
    Me: Really? So this is like a job offer or something?
    Satan: Somewhat *hands me a giant pitchfork* Try it out.
    Me: Okay *pokes into the pit* Hey, this is kinda fun. *pokes more*
    Satan: You're getting the hang of it.
    Me: Yepp. Say, can I have two pitchforks instead of just one?
    Satan:
    Me:
    Me: *gets named employee of the month*
    mq

  3. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Me: I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON A GUY *panics*
    Mom: Awww young love
    Dad: *loads shotgun*
    Best Friends: Awww hahaha how cuuttteeeee Jen likes a guyyyy
    Wittians: omFG RUN RUN B*TCH RUN RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL AND REMOVE THE DISEASE BEFORE IT SPREADS AND IF THERE'S NO CURE JUST MOVE TO MEXICO AND CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ESMERELDA VICTORIA MACARENA GOMEZ AND YOU'LL MAKE MONEY BY SELLING SMALL UMBRELLAS FOR MARTINI'S WHILE SINGING THE DORA THEME SONG JUST GO B*TCH GO DON'T LOOK BACK NEVER LOOK BACK UNTIL IT'S OVER
    mq

  4. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 10:40am UTC
    Me: Wow, I enjoy being single.
    Guy: Hi there. I'm cute, got amazing eyes, great hair, nice smile, we both like the same bands and same music genre and I have a great sense of humor and an amazing personality and I have manners like a gentleman and I'm a great cook and I always like to treat you differently and make you feel special to me and I'm everything you've ever wanted but we can't date because you enjoy being single so I'll just go hang out and be popular and amazing as always.
    Me:
    Me: *slams head into locker*
    mq

  5. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    My dad just told me that if i dont get passing grades he's going to forcably take me out of highschool and make me drop out, and make me work as a house maid. And im in my room crying my eyes out because im very sure that he'll do it because...
    if he got my mom to do it willingly, he can sure as heck do it to me without my consent...

  6. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 10:39am UTC
    *outside of witty*
    Me: Why is the sun so bright? Is it trying to make me go blind? I hope it works so I don't have to do math anymore...
    Me: *opens fridge* WHERE THA F-CK IS THE NUTELLA?!
    Me: I want cereal.
    1st Big Bro: Why cereal? All we have is Bland Corn Flakes-
    Me: *hugs giant corn flakes box* DON'T DISRESPECT THE FLAKES B-TCH
    Me: Everytime I smile I get a dimple on my left cheek and I hate it so much so from now on I'm gonna frown so the dimple won't show up. *frowns* *looks into the mirror to see a new dimple on my chin* F-CK YOU DNA.
    Me: OH MY GUMMYBEARS WE HAVE SKITTLES.
    Me: I'm so fracking cute.
    Me: *0.0002 seconds later* WHY AM I UGLY AS F-CK
    Me: *waving skittles bag in the air* SKITTLES!
    Me: *wakes up in the morning* *looks into the mirror to see my hair all big and poofy and messy* *giggles*
    Me: Pretty girls watch what they eat but I'm just average so BRING ME A WHOPPER YOU PEASANTS
    Me: I WANTED MY HAIR TO BE STRAIGHT AND AMAZING BUT NOOO INSTEAD I GOT THE AMAZON JUNGLE HANGING ONTO MY SKULL
    Me: *jumps around in under wear* SKITTLES!!
    Me: F-ck you, F-ck your mom, F-ck your dad, F-ck your sister, your brother, your other brother/sister, your african lovechild, your doctor and your dentist.
    Me: *searches grocery bag* WHERE IS THE F.CKING NUTELLA
    Me: SKITTLES!
    2nd Big Bro: Can I have a taste of the rainbow?
    Me: You can have a taste of kiss my a.ss
    Me: *steps into messy room* *smiles* Home sweet home.
    Me: *picks up cat* Who needs boyfriends? You'll love me forever and ever, right Sunset?
    Sunset: *rubs against my neck* *purs*
    Me: YAY LET'S GET YOU SOME CATNIP
    Me: Why can't they ever play Three Days Grace on MTV? All there is is One Direction and Justin Beiber.
    *On Witty*
    Me: My Life is so boring no wonder I don't come up with good quotes.
    mq

  7. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 10:15am UTC
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  8. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 9:41am UTC
    *Witty Famous Person faved my quote*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *fangirl scream*
    mq

  9. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 9:38am UTC
    Whoever said all boys are the same, is wrong.
    All boys are different.
    Some will break your heart and soul,
    others will stab you in the back,
    a couple of them will play you
    and many will make you feel worthless.
    ....
    But,
    the other majority will heal you completely,
    gain your trust and learn to respect it,
    love your heart in the right way,
    and will make you feel as important
    as you should be,
    because some boys are different,
    but others are truly and utterly extraordinary
    mq/nmf

  10. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 9:30am UTC
    What people think I listen to: Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Victoria Justice.
    What I really listen to: Three Days Grace, NickelBack, All Time Low and much more.
    mq

  11. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 8:04am UTC
    Can anyone please tell me how friggin' AWESOME
    All Time Low's 'A Love Like War' is?!
    VIC MOTHERFRACKING FUENTES
    FROM PTV IS SINGING WITH ATL. *fangirls*

  12. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 7:55am UTC
    *bee flies into my room*
    Me: *grabs book* Alright, time to die.
    Bee: *flies over to me*
    Me: *drops book* I SURRENDER!
    Bee: *hovers over my head*
    Me: *screams* *runs out of the room*
    mq

  13. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    U-Um....
    Who has a tumblr account?
    I need help on mine.
    I have no idea what to do
    and where to start, hehe
    *sweatdrop*
    A-Also I'll follow you
    a-and umm
    do any of you know any other
    good blogs I can follow on
    tumblr?
    I really need your help you guys...
    please comment your account name and the suggestions in the comment section. Thanks! <3

  14. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    WRITE QUOTES TO EXPRESS
    NOT IMPRESS.
    Witty's unofficial Motto.

  15. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    *with Mom*
    Me: Mom, what made you go after dad?
    Mom: Well, I guess of how he struck me when he first met. I was 15 when I first saw him at a social gathering. I didn't know him, but my family knew his family well. He wasn't the cutest guy around, but he was cute enough. We made eye contact for only a minute, but I was sure that there was a connection. Oh, he was so charming!
    *with Dad*
    Me: Dad, what made you go after mom?
    Dad: Well, when I first saw her I was like "What a nice piece of a**" and when we made eye contact I was like "yeah I'll tap that" so I turned my charm on and got that piece of a** and gave her a ring to prove it.
    NO DAD JUST NO
    mq

  16. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 9:40am UTC
    Me: Ughhh I'm so bored...
    Mom: Well then you could get off the internet and come spend some quality time with your family. It'll make you bond with us more as a family.
    Me: *shrugs* Okay.
    Me: *sits with family*
    Entire Family: *either watching T.V., playing on the iPad or engrossed in their smartphones*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I can already feel the 'family bonding' seep through me.
    mq

  17. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    When you're not hungry,
    the food court is empty and there might be a few
    people here and there.
    *insert tumbleweed blowing across the tables*
    But when you want to grab a bite to eat,
    suddenly everyone becomes a starving peasant and
    start to swarm the food court like teenage girls
    swarming around their favorite idols.
    I mean c'mon. who doesn't notice this?
    mq

  18. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 5:06am UTC
    Me when I'm normal
    Me: *searches grocery bag* Umm where are the chocolate chip cookies?
    Mom & Second Older Bro: *exchange glances*
    Mom: Sorry
    Bro: We ate them.
    Me: *shrugs shoulders* Eh. You coulds've at least saved me some...oh well.
    Me when I'm on that time of month
    Me: YOU HEARTLESS MOTHERF*CKERS HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL I AM SUFFERING ENDLESSLY AND YOU JUST TOOK AWAY MY ONLY CURE I F*CKING HATE YOU BOTH I F*CKING HATE THIS WHOLE HOUSE YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY WHOLE F*CKING LIFE WHY COULD'NT YOU JUST CHOKE ON ONE COOKIE AND SAVE ME A PIECE YOU UNGRATEFUL HEARTLESS B*STARDS *starts crying hysterically*
    mq

  19. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY!!!
    our phones -------> WIRELESS
    cooking -------> FIRELESS
    cars -------> KEYLESS
    food -------> FATLESS
    dresses -------> SLEEVELESS
    youths -------> JOBLESS
    leaders -------> SHAMELESS
    relationships -------> MEANINGLESS
    attitude -------> CARELESS
    wives -------> FEARLESS
    babies -------> FATHERLESS
    feelings -------> HEARTLESS
    education -------> VALUELESS
    children -------> MANNERLESS
    Everything is becoming less but our hopes are -------> ENDLESS
    IN FACT I AM -------> SPEECHLESS

  20. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:57am UTC
    Dad: *calls me from downstairs*
    Me: Yeah daddy?
    Dad: *spreads arms out to hug me*
    Me: *smiles* *runs up and hugs him*
    Dad: Happy Birthday sweetie.
    Me: You remembered...
    Dad: Of course I remembered, how can I forget my little girl? You're 12 now, right?
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: Dad, I'm 15...
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad: The moment's gone isn't it?
    Me: ....*facepalm*
    I swear it's a true story...it happened today in the morning...

:)

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