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Fay*
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January 9, 2014 1:30pm UTC

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 7:41pm UTC

Family: *playing family football on Thanksgiving*
Daughter: *texting*
Dad: Y'know you'd have a better chance at catching the ball if you PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN

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bye*
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January 9, 2014 6:15pm UTC

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

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Fay*
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January 9, 2014 1:23pm UTC

Have u ever had a romantic dream about someone u know & woke up
with a huge temporary crush on them and you're like like where
DID THIS COME FROM

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 8:23pm UTC

I'm 140 pounds of clumsy and weak bones and the only sort of defense I have is sarcasm.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 9:34pm UTC

Guy friend: "Omg, Kelsey you are so fashionable, like seriously you dress nice every day"
Me; " Wanna know my secret? I take 10 minutes to get ready and I just wear whatever is comfortable. I don't dress to please others"

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 1:26pm UTC

Story of my life
When most girls wear hoodies& messy
buns they look amazing, but when l do,
l look like i've tried every drug in the
world

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 9:38pm UTC

I was having a really bad morning
But this kid with special needs
Came up to me
And was talking to me
Making me laugh
He never judged me
It totally made my day better
The little things in life just make me happy

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 4:59pm UTC

My Friend: You're trying too hard to be some cross between hipster and emo.
Me: No, my dear Roberto, I'm trying too hard to be me.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 1:48pm UTC

And who else makes up stories in their head thinking "i could totally be an author"??

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 4:23pm UTC

This world sucks, so I made my own.

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dreamer*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 3:25pm UTC

mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
mom:
me:
mom:
me: what computer?

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 1:34pm UTC

Dear phone,
Thank you for not making me look
like a loner in awkward situations.
~Sincerely me

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^_^*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 3:31pm UTC

are you in love with me?
no?
*slides you a chocolate pudding*
how about now?

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Vinita*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 11:53pm UTC

Me: So one time I licked a guy's cheek because it had frosting on it.
Andrew: If he had frosting on his lips would you have licked it?
Me:Well, if I didn't have a boyfriend at the time. . .

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 10:49pm UTC

"Don't worry the spider is smaller than you..."
"Yeah, so is a grenade.."

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Lethal*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 4:42pm UTC

Person I haven't talked to in awhile: Hey, How have you been?
Me: I died. I'm friends with the black magic kids so they brought me back to life, you?

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HailTheFire*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 11:32pm UTC

I had a best friend once.
She had big, brown eyes
And a twinkling laugh.
I had a best friend once.
She had a boyfriend she loved
Who loved someone else.
I had a best friend once.
She had sleeves too long
And eyes too sad.
I had a best friend once,
But now she lays in a coffin six feet under.
The same color of her once bright eyes.

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animallover721
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 6:06pm UTC

My brother: HA it sucks you're a girl cause you have to wear makeup and do your hair and worry about how "cute" your clothes are!
Me: Well... it sucks you're a GUY cause if guys are ugly they can't use makeup to cover it up so it SUCKS for them! And you know what? I AM THE CREATOR OF LIFE. DO YOU CARRY A FREAKIN FETUS IN YOUR STOMACH? I THINK NOT.
My brother: ...

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TheMagnificentWolf
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 2:58pm UTC

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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