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CrazyChrista

Status: Ed sheeran is a sexy mofo

Member Since: 8 Oct 2012 03:24pm

Last Seen: 28 Oct 2015 12:35pm

Location: On One Direction's tour bus

Gender: F

user id: 333729

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CrazyChrista.

Elo i am Christa I am 13 years young. I live in the lovely state of Wisconsin.
(+) One Direrction, Little mix, Kitkat929m, Myself, Mustard, Swag Lammacorns, Unicorns,Katy Perry.

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(-) School, Homework, my parents, Teachers, having the flu

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CrazyChrista
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August 8, 2015 1:49am UTC

i hate going to the dentist. i already know the drill.

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CrazyChrista
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February 10, 2014 12:23pm UTC

Hey Flappy Bird, Lana Del Rey called. She wants her lips back.

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CrazyChrista
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December 16, 2013 1:08pm UTC

What if soy milk is just regular milk that is just introducing himself im spanish?

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CrazyChrista
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December 14, 2013 1:37pm UTC

If you see someone texting while sledding, you have my permission to stab them with a candy cane.

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CrazyChrista
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November 19, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Fudge is:
1) a delicious chocolate treat
2) what Willy Wonka screams when he stubs his toe

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CrazyChrista
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November 15, 2013 10:37am UTC

Its mah Birthday! :3

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CrazyChrista
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October 17, 2013 4:17pm UTC

http://youtu.be/0E64JMQpYj8
Please watch! Its me singing One Direction's Little Things. Tell me what you think!

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CrazyChrista
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October 17, 2013 1:48pm UTC

How Do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.

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CrazyChrista
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October 16, 2013 4:28pm UTC

If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks trucks in the winter?

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CrazyChrista
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October 2, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Life is short smile while you still have teeth.

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CrazyChrista
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September 22, 2013 6:21pm UTC

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

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CrazyChrista
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August 22, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Im 99.9% Sure that Ed Sheeran is an emotion.
"how you feeling today?"
"Ed Sheeran.."
"Yah, same."

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CrazyChrista
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August 13, 2013 10:29am UTC

Men are Born between women's legs and
spend the rest of their life
trying to get back between them
.... Why?
Because there is no place like
Home!

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CrazyChrista
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 9:54pm UTC

Why is hatred bubbling through out my soul?

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CrazyChrista
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July 1, 2013 8:06pm UTC

I want to go to Mcdonald's and ask for a Cheeseburger without cheese.

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CrazyChrista
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC

You say i'm fat?
If it makes your feel more confident go ahead tell everyone. I'm the size I am and I'm Beautiful.
You say that you hate me?
Haters only make me stronger.
You say that i'm ugly?
Every morning I pack on the makeup to make me feel more confident.
You say that i'm dumb?
I stay up late every night to get good grades on my homework.
Although I'm not perfect, you don't need to say this stuff.

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CrazyChrista
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 11:57am UTC

What do trees like to drink?
Root Beer.

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CrazyChrista
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June 3, 2013 9:54pm UTC

I don't understand that saying
"you are what you eat"
Because I don't remember eating a bowl of Sexy Beast this morning

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CrazyChrista
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June 1, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Some people bring joy by coming and by leaving...
Which one are you??

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CrazyChrista
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May 27, 2013 12:20pm UTC

Wanna know the truth
about people who call you names?
Yeah, they're jealous.
They called you ugly
because you're prettier than them.
Everything they call you?
Yeah, they're jealous.
Nmq
Nmf

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