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KingCreon*

  1. KingCreon* KingCreon*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Hey, you got your toothpaste in my peanut butter! 

  2. KingCreon* KingCreon*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:47am UTC
    That moment when you leave food in your room and your dog walks out of your room with crumbs on her face. Then you get that feeling like, "Oh... that can't be good..."

  3. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    March 17, 2012 11:51am UTC
    My life goals seem to have amazing goalies.

  4. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    March 10, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    I heard
    strangers
    have the best candy :)

  5. KingCreon* KingCreon*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 9:43am UTC
    It must be nice to have people actually want to be near you.

  6. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    March 1, 2012 6:56pm UTC
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  7. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    February 29, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    I knew this was going to happen.
    I just didn't know it would hurt this badly

  8. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    February 26, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Dude, you're not impressing anyone.Cool it with the Axe

  9. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    February 25, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    The Mouth:The extra hand when both of your hands are needed

  10. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    February 24, 2012 8:14pm UTC
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  11. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    February 23, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    I don't want to see it. I don't want to hear about it.Don't remind me.

  12. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    February 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    I know what I want for Christmas-A shower basketto keep my shampoo, conditioner, and body wash inso NO ONE will TOUCH MY CONDITIONER

  13. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    February 6, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Can you feel the love tonight?~The Lion King

  14. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    February 5, 2012 10:58am UTC
    That moment when you walk past a mirror and are surprised to see an unussually sexy person...yeah, I don't get those moments

  15. KingCreon* KingCreon*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Pickles of Inspiration
    One time I was trying to open a
    pickle jar. I really wanted a pickle, but I
    couldn't seem to open the jar. I tried to open
    the vacuum seal, but it was tough. Those pickles were protected well, and if I wanted one I was going to have to work at it. I thought I tried everything, and I was close to giving up. Right when I was about to quit on those pickles, I gave the lid one last turn, and it came off. Those pickles taught me something that day. They taught me to fight for what you want. If you really believe in yourself, put your mind to it, and try your best, there's nothing you can't do.

  16. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    January 20, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    *With best friend at Dollar Tree*
    Me: Do it!
    Best friend: No!
    Me: Say it!
    Best friend: No!
    ...ok fine
    Dollar Tree worker: How can I help you?
    Best friend: How much are these socks...?

  17. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    January 18, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    All it takes is a good book to cheer you up after an arguement.
    You just escape into a whole new world

  18. KingCreon* KingCreon*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    There's always thatone guy in your gradethatevery girl had to have a crush onatsome pointQuote by my best friend

  19. KingCreon* KingCreon*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Answer 'em!
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? nooo...
    2. Do you like noodles? Heck Yeah!
    3. Do you enjoy drama? Not if someone's getting hurt
    4. Are you a girly girl? Yeah :)
    5. Small or large purses? small- purses are awesome, but to much glam ain't good
    l7. Are you short? yeah :)
    8. Do you like somebody? maybe... ok yes
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? no
    10. Do you like Halloween? ah... it's ok
    11. Are you double jointed? Yup- in my arms
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? on my dog. She's really soft :)
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? yes...
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? I hope not...
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? yeah haha
    GIRLS BE HONEST ;
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? white
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? both
    3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? yes
    4. Do you have a best friend? several... I hope
    5. Have u ever had your heart broken?No. single since forever, no guys interested
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? No, I may need it, but no...
    7. Do you like your life? ah...
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yup
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? girls... dont talk to many guys
    10. How long have you had a facebook? like1 year
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? yeah..
    12. What are your biggest fears? Bugs. Being forever lonely. Forever unhappy
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? YES
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yes.
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? no
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yes
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? not really
    18. Are you currently missing someone? yeah
    19: Who are you texting right now? Kaitlin, Kyle
    THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE
    Cowboy or Gangster? gangster
    Face or Body? face
    Sweet or Sexy? sweet.
    Contacts or Glasses? doesn't matter
    YOURSELF...
    1. Eyeliner or Mascara? Mascara
    2. Pink or black? pink
    03. Pumps or flats? pumps
    04. Skirts or pants? pants
    05. Socks or leggings? Leggings
    06. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies.
    07. Heels or sneakers? heels
    08. Straight or curly hair? straight
    09. White or black? white
    10. Smoothies or lattes? lattes
    11. Diet or regular sodas? regular
    12. Water or daiquiris? water
    13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? i don't care?
    15. iPod or cell phone? Cell
    16. Friends or family? both
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? lip gloss
    18. Manicure or pedicures? Manicures
    19. Tank tops or beaters? tanktops
    20. Big sunglasses or small? big
    21. Sunglasses or purses? sunglasses
    IN A GUY ...
    Funny or Serious? funny
    Romantic or Daredevil? both
    Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? both
    Long Hair or Short Hair? both~ depends on the guy and how it looks
    Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Both
    Hockey Player or Football Player? idcddc

  20. KingCreon* KingCreon*
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    January 14, 2012 8:02pm UTC
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