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  1. that_girl_you_know that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    two scientists walk into a bar and the first one says "I'll have some H20 please"
    and the second scientist says "I'll take a glass of water as well. Why did you say H20 instead of water? Like I know its the end of the day and all but you really don't need to overcomplicate things like that outside of the lab"
    the first scientist stares at his drink, furious that his assassination plan has failed.

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    Things I’ve learned during my college search:
    1. Most college guys are attractive.
    2. Most dorms are going to feel small no matter how big they are.
    3. Most colleges have mock dorms made to look like some kid lives in it year round, it is kinda creepy.
    4. I like environmentally conscience colleges.
    5. Some colleges have dorms without air conditioning.
    6. It helps if you know what you want to be so you can look at colleges with that major. (Easier said than done.)
    7. You can’t pick a college just on what they give you, even if they give you a ton of t-shirts and bags to take home.
    8. Going to a college just because it has awesome cookies isn’t a good enough reason.
    9. You will care about the girl to boy ratio.
    10. A lot of college students play bingo, I’m not joking.
    11. Money is SUPER IMPORTANT, so get as many scholarships as humanly possible.
    12. Most colleges have their own gyms.
    13. I have my heart set on studying abroad, so I’m going to save my money and commute.
    14. When you are being interviewed by admissions, you need to remember that you are also interviewing them. So ask questions!
    15. Get everything out of your tour, make sure they don’t skip something that is really important to you.
    16. Questions, questions and more questions.
    17. Financial aid is your best friend. Colleges track you.
    18. I mean you so much as look at their website, you’ll be getting contacted by them just because you looked them up.
    19. You’ll hear a lot from far away colleges, they get more money from kids outside of their state or continent.
    20. Start applications as soon as possible!
    21. Have fun! You don't need to commit to the first college you look at!
    22. You'll feel intimidated and overwhelmed, but that is normal, especially because it is a major life changing decision.

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 1:42am UTC
    KNOWS YOU'RE BORED DURING BREAK
    LETS YOU USE IMAGES IN QUOTES

  4. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2014 2:20am UTC
    the most annoying thing is when people are unnecessarily rude for absolutely no reason
    other than to be quirky and cute and i'm just like buddy if you have to be an àsshole to
    be cool then i have news for you

  5. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2014 4:52pm UTC
    ITS SAD KNOWING THAT I LOVE OTHERS MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF; I HATE TO SEE OTHERS IN PAIN, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO ME, "IM FINE"

  6. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 9:04pm UTC
    I don't understand why everyone always complains about the friendzone.
    Sure, it may be hard to accept the fact that you have been friendzoned
    BUT
    friendship ALWAYS lasts longer than relationships.

  7. FalseRealities* FalseRealities*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 3:23pm UTC
    The worst feeling in life is not showing the pain something is causing you because it makes someone you care about happy.

  8. Jay* Jay*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 4:20pm UTC
    Please pray for taylor (xEmoPrincessx ). She has cancer every pray counts either you comment or like it counts so don't be douchbags just fav please she is an amazing girl I dunno what will happen to me if she goes so please pray if you don't pray your stingy lilttel fuckerss who are selfish please fav love you princess :**


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    reasons i tend to not talk:
    • people always interrupt me to tell another story
    • because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
    • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
    • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
    • i hate my voice
    • i have something really mean to say
    • i hate you
    • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shítty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 3:54pm UTC
    When students cheat on exams it's because our school
    system values grades more than students
    value learning

  13. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    He didn't call
    me today again
    Because..
    He doesn't want me to affected by the radiation emitted by the phone :`)

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 9:51am UTC
    FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT:
    You are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people.
    Like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book.
    You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    If auto correct can change "obama" to "Obama",
    then it should change "god" to "God".

  16. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 10:09pm UTC
    If you truly love someone
    You can look beyond their
    Imperfections

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 5:45pm UTC
    Maybe I'm just tired of talking
    Because I'm tired of being ignored

  18. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 9:45pm UTC
    i'm coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven't been worn in months. this is exciting

  19. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 12:46pm UTC
    you son of a
    mumford

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 11:42am UTC
    teacher: can i see your homework
    me: no way loser, do your own

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