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  1. Wisconsin Wisconsin
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    I think I'm pregnant.

  2. CountryLyrics CountryLyrics
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 8:23am UTC
    MY EYES ARE THE ONLY THING
    i don't want to take off you. ♥♥♥
    format credit: MissAnna

  3. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 8:03am UTC
    SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE,
    fourteen billion faces.

  4. Wisconsin Wisconsin
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 4:21am UTC
    This is hard for me to admit, but I think I'm addicted to adderall. The worst part is, I have no desire to quit.

  5. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    Harry Potter saved my life.
    I know it sounds cliché, but it's true. When I was younger, I had horrible self confidence. I had glasses and braces, covered in freckles, and had (and obsiously still have) a huge, obnoxious nose. I was quiet and was the class "weird girl". I was bullied and picked on by my peers, and as a fourth grade, I felt utterly useless. As a ten year old girl, I was contemplating suícide.That's when I met Harry. Every day after school, whether I was bullied or not, I would come home and read. I even borrowed the books on tape from the library and would lay on my bed for hours at a time and listen to them, over and over and over again. There was something about the words that J.K. Rowling was able to arrange in such a beautiful way that just made me feel better. I honestly believe that without those books as an escape, I wouldn't be here today. Because of what I went through when I was younger, I am a much better and stronger person that I was. As a symbol of what I went through when I was younger, my foot now sports a Deathly Hallows triangle tattoo. To everyone who is going through expiriences similar to mine, please remember, things will get better, even if it doesn't seem like it right now. Don't let the muggles get you down.

  6. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 12:42pm UTC
    "Muffins are just ugly cupcakes."
    No. Cupcakes are not beautiful. They are exactly like muffins,
    except cupcakes feel the need to hide behind "makeup" and
    "accessories". Take all of that off, and muffins and
    cupcakes are exactly the same. So while cupcakes aren't
    comfortable in their skin, muffins are. Muffins let the world see
    who they really are rather than what they're pretending to
    be. Be a muffin in a world of
    cupcakes.

  7. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    The worst thing about today's children isn't that they watch Twilight or listen to Justin Bieber.
    It's that they don't play outside anymore.
    - Unknown

  8. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:30pm UTC
    This poem was written by an eight grade boy.
    Our Generation
    Our generation will be known for nothing
    Never will anybody say,
    We were the peak of mankind.
    That is wrong, the truth is
    Our generation was a failure.
    Thinking that
    We actually succeeded
    Is a waste. And we know
    Living only for money and power
    Is the way to go.
    Being loving, respectful, and kind
    Is a dumb thing to do.
    Forgetting about that time,
    Will not be easy, but we will try.
    Changing our world for the better
    Is something we never did.
    Giving up
    Was how we handled our problems.
    Working hard
    Was a joke.
    We knew that
    People thought we couldn't come back.
    That might be true,
    Unless we turn things around.
    (Read from the bottom to top now)

  9. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:12am UTC
    it amazes me that putting a black line on my eyelid makes me feel better about myself

  10. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 6:24pm UTC
    (I am a manager and I am ringing up a woman that I have served before. We are making small talk as I ring her up. Note: I am a lesbian.)
    Customer: I can't believe the president came out in support of gay marriage!
    Me: I know! It's kind of unbelievable.
    Customer: That f*g lover is going to burn in hell for that!
    Me: *biting my tounge* Okay.
    (I finish ringing her up and hand her the bags.)
    Customer: They should round up all the gays and put them down!
    Me: Well that would be bad for me seeing as I am a lesbian.
    (The woman turns pale and walks out without saying a word. A few hours later I get a call from a manager of another one of our stores. On the line, I can hear the voice of the same customer that I served earlier today.)
    Manager: *also a woman* So there is this woman here who wants to exchange a bunch of stuff from your store. When I asked her what was wrong, she said you tainted them; I have no idea what she is talking about, could you maybe clear this up for me?
    Me: Well I bet it's because she found out I was gay.
    Manager: I see. *starts talking in a sultry voice* Well I'll see you for our date tonight. You should put on that black bra and panty set I got you for your birthday! I love you! *hangs up*
    (I am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, nor did she ever give me underwear, and as far as I know, she is not gay. Fast forward a few days later to the manager weekly conference call: apparently, the customer left the other store after thinking the other manager was gay. That manager then called every other store in the area and told them about that customer. Over the next few days, the customer went to every store within a 20 mile radius, trying to return the "tainted" goods. Everyone she talked to pretended to be gay when working with her, and she left every time. To my knowledge, she never returned the goods.)

  11. Wisconsin Wisconsin
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 11:08am UTC
    And then one day, I didn't think about him. And it was good.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 11:04am UTC
    My boyfriend told me we can't hang out tomorrow
    because he doesn't exist.

  13. CountryLyrics CountryLyrics
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG IT'S BEEN,
    i can talk to god like he's my best friend. ♥♥♥
    format credit: MissAnna

  14. CountryLyrics CountryLyrics
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 3:00pm UTC
    IF I TOLD YOU I LOVED YOU
    would that make you want to stay? ♥♥♥
    format credit: MissAnna

  15. CountryLyrics CountryLyrics
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    BABY, WHY DON'T WE JUST DANCE?
    -josh turner. ♥♥♥
    format credit: MissAnna

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    If a tomato is a fruit,
    is ketchup a smoothie?

  17. Wisconsin Wisconsin
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    We dance in the waters of the tears we cried.

  18. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 11:14am UTC
    They promised us our dreams would come true.
    THEY FORGOT TO MENTION NIGHTMARES ARE DREAMS, TOO.

  19. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    I DON'T NEED YOU TO FIX ME.
    I need you to love me while I fix myself. ♥♥♥
    format credit: MissAnna

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    That moment when you must recorrect autocorrect correcting you
    in order to properly swear in a text message.

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