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  1. JordanThinksYourBeautiful JordanThinksYourBeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Girls who;
    describe their perfect wedding, and name their future kids

  2. CamiTheBaconator CamiTheBaconator
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Bucketlist #3
    go to a bonfire on the beach with my friends
    ♥ CamiTheBaconator/nmf

  3. gbrooke26 gbrooke26
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  4. luv_eDwArD_CULLEN_4eva luv_eDwArD_CULLEN_4eva
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    **Typing "lol" even though**
    your face has less emotion than a brick.**


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. beyourself03 beyourself03
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    isnt it funny
    how grades work the same way as bra sizes...?
    nmf/nmq
    (not meant to hurt anyone...it was just a funny quote i saw)

  7. SweetLoli SweetLoli
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 11:05am UTC
    teacher: Who knows to count in spanish?
    child: me!!!
    child: uno
    child: dos
    child: tres
    child: cuatro
    child: ....
    teacher: continue!
    child: I know you want me

  8. Matea2707 Matea2707
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 10:56am UTC
    Did you know? #10
    Only 55% of Americans know that sun is a star. ♥
    Fave if you think I should do series :)

  9. isitjustme123 isitjustme123
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    When you're in the shower
    and you have so many
    thought s and when you get
    out poof they're gone.
    Is it just me?
    isitjustme123 I follow backk! :)

  10. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    You know it's love when all you want is
    for them to be happy, even if
    you're not part of their happiness.

  11. lexiigirlx3 lexiigirlx3
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    x
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    MENU
    ► ll
    ►►l
    ►►l
    His heartbeat is my favorite song
    nmf
    x
    x
    nmq.nmf

  12. OreoNinja OreoNinja
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Now your just somebody that I used to know...

  13. RainDancer96 RainDancer96
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Child, you are already orange
    like a dorito
    , you do not need
    to go "tannning:)" anymore.
    mq/mf

  15. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Why are children obese?
    maybe it's because burgers are $0.99 and salads are $4.99

  16. WhaddupCutie123 WhaddupCutie123
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    why is it that right before i get in the shower, i have to pee. Every.single.time.

  17. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Pshhhhh, I didn't trip. I was.. uhh... I was testing gravity.
    Umm, it still works...

  18. HarryStyleslover HarryStyleslover
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 6:06am UTC
    They have made 4D movies, 3D movies and 2D movies
    am i the only one waiting for a 1D movie?
    -nmf

  19. Imfine Imfine
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    I wrote you a poem on my wrists. I used a razor as a pen and I signed my name in blood. But you wouldn’t read it.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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