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incompetent*
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January 1, 2014 11:58am UTC

i see you're paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.

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incompetent*
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January 1, 2014 8:02am UTC

some person: you only started liking it cause everyone else did
me: well yeah
me: everyone was talking about it
me: i got curious
me: i watched it
me: and i liked it
me: how is that a bad thing

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incompetent*
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December 31, 2013 10:09am UTC

mum: you really need to go out and socialise
me: do i look like a people person?

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incompetent*
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December 31, 2013 9:54am UTC

girl i hate: *tries to talk to me*
me: oh look, i'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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incompetent*
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December 31, 2013 9:40am UTC

I'm really easy to get along with once you people
learn to worship me.

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incompetent*
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December 31, 2013 9:26am UTC

sometimes i dont know wether to laugh or pity you.

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incompetent*
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December 31, 2013 6:14am UTC

If I were a country, I would be called procrastination

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incompetent*
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December 30, 2013 8:23pm UTC

so my cousin and I were just chilling out at the park until a group of guys walked passed and one shouted jokingly "hey, what are you doing outside the kitchen! make me a sandwich!" so my cousin shouted back "hey, what are you doing outside the garage! fix my car!" they've been dating ever since.

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incompetent*
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December 30, 2013 4:52pm UTC

*on new years day*
girl: lol, I haven't showered since las-
me: can you not.

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incompetent*
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December 30, 2013 3:58pm UTC

What do you mean it's almost 2014,
It was 2012 yesterday.

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incompetent*
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December 3, 2013 3:52am UTC

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you f.cking know everything.

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incompetent*
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November 30, 2013 1:18am UTC

So you're telling me that Steve isn't a dinosaur?
My whole life has been a lie.

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incompetent*
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November 29, 2013 1:10pm UTC

When I have earphones in, don't talk to me.
When I have one earphone in, don't talk to me.
When I have no earphones in, don't talk to me.

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incompetent*
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November 29, 2013 12:59pm UTC

Hello substitue teacher,
Welcome to hell.
nmq

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incompetent*
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November 29, 2013 12:54pm UTC

Avoiding all mirrors at 3AM
When you have to pee.

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incompetent*
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May 15, 2013 4:26pm UTC

Friend: why are you single?
Me: have you seen my face?

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incompetent*
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April 11, 2013 9:26am UTC

me: sometimes
me: when i'm changing my top
me: and my arms are halfway through the armholes
me: i pretend i'm a t-rex
me: and make retarded roaring sounds
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend: dude, you need help
me: honestly, i tell myself that everyday

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incompetent*
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January 13, 2013 10:12am UTC

When I'm angry, don't just presume I'm on my period.
Next time you're asleep, I'll just presume you're dead and bury you in my backyard.
nmf

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incompetent*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Google
The king of all websites
Search About 1,100,673,002 results (0.63 seconds)
Did you mean: Steve?

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incompetent*
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December 25, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Once upon a time...
There once lived a princess called 'insecure', she was beautiful inside and out however, there was also a witch, that came by the name of 'society'. This witch casted a spell on her, believing that she was nothing but worthless. But one day, the princess gave up waiting for her prince charming. That was also the day she a met a fairy called 'True friend', she realised that all her life, she's been listening to lies, hatred and jealousy! Then she changed...She grew stronger and happier each day, weakining the witchs power over her, until the witches power vanished. She was almost immune to it. She still knew that this witch will still try to take her under her power again and again, even if it did, she would brush it off and learn from her mistakes, the end. ♥

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