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Cookiethestory

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Member Since: 20 May 2012 05:54pm

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oh hey
I'm 14 and I guess I like reading stories.

Cookiethestory
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June 5, 2012 1:25pm UTC
Daughter 1: Mom, why am I named Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head.
Daughter 2: Mom, why am I named Tulip?
Mom: Because when you were born a tulip fell on your head.
Daughter 3: Blehdehblusamoolalafooramyblhalittlebleeponybehheh?
Mom: SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK
nmf my friend told me this :3

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