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  11. kenziev123 kenziev123
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Who still is waiting for their kiss in the rain?

  12. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
    Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
    My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

  13. TayaLovesEmilee TayaLovesEmilee
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    August 13, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Girl: I'm ugly!
    Boy: I'm pregnant.
    Girl: What?!
    Boy: I thought we were stating things that were impossible. ♥

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:11am UTC
    And here's to the kids
    that actually remember September 11th, 2001.

  15. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Every year 5 people are killed by shark attacks.
    Vending machines kill 13.
    Be affraid.

  16. BoyWithaHeart143 BoyWithaHeart143
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 8:40am UTC
    credittorunningislife
    lets flip a coin, heads im yours.
    tails, youre mine.
    nmf

  17. Laylalinnchica Laylalinnchica
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Guys if a girl says..
    I am cold, it is the perfect oppourtunity to cuddle.
    I am tired, hug her, until she falls asleep.
    I do not feel good, hug her through all the pain.
    I cried all of last night, Ask her what is wrong, and then when you find out, confront the person who did it.
    I am so ugly, you keep telling her she is beautiful and kiss her.
    I am so fat, you tell her she isn't and rub her tummy.
    I hate my eyes, you gaze into them and kiss her. and tell her they are beautiful.
    }I am scared, you put your arm around her and pull her close to you, whisper in her ear and say, it is okay.
    I hate my lips, you say you love them and kiss her for as long as you possibly can.
    But do not under any circumstances
    Say "me too"

  18. momentsinlife momentsinlife
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    *at resteraunt*
    sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
    me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
    mom: what.
    me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
    mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

  19. vaginiall vaginiall
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    August 5, 2012 8:37pm UTC
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  20. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    i've been used by guys,
    i've been hurt by girls,
    I'VE BEEN HIT BY MY MOM&CURSED BY THE WORLD
    SO I KEEP LOOSING WEIGHT JUST TRYING TO BE PERFECT.
    I'M WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO TELL ME I'M WORTH IT.

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