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  1. Cookie_ninja_xo Cookie_ninja_xo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC
    A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
    1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
    2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
    3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
    4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
    5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
    6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
    7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
    8. Send random drawings. For example:
    () ()
    (oo)
    (uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
    9. Keep changing your font color.
    10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
    11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
    12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
    13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
    14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
    15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
    16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
    17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
    18. Start bursting out in song.
    19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
    20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
    21. Ignore them for awhile.
    22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
    **ALL MINE**
    Oh my goodness this took me so long!
    Hope you like!
    Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
    [I did some of them]
    Rate for mee ;)

  2. summer_xo_love18 summer_xo_love18
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Don't cry because it's over,
    smile because it happened.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. JustRachhhx3 JustRachhhx3
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    Fave if;
    I don't smoke,
    I won't smoke,
    I never want to and never will smoke.

  6. holdergirl13 holdergirl13
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    So raise your glass if you are
    WRONG__X
    In all the right ways

  7. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    Crazy Kissing Facts
    -65% of people tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left
    -Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.
    -Some theorize that when you kiss a person with the same hair color as yourself,
    the result is a more passionate kiss.
    -On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
    -Our brains have special neurons that help us find each others lips in the dark
    -An act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. In other words,
    kissing can be used as an effective exercise to prevent the development of wrinkles
    .
    -Sensitivity of the lips is 200 times higher than that of the fingers.
    -A kiss that lasts one minute burns 26 calories.
    <3

  8. yourbiggestfanxo yourbiggestfanxo
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 9:14am UTC
    This Thanksgiving...
    lets not just be thankful for our friends and family,
    lets be thankful for the food we eat,
    the clothes we wear,
    the beds we sleep in,
    the school we learn at,
    the water we drink,
    the toys we play with,
    the computers and ipods that we have available to us,
    &
    the warm winter coats we wear.
    Because this Thanksgiving,
    there are some families who can only DREAM of having a turkey on a table.
    some families are thankful for every penny they earn,
    every piece of food they get,
    every article of clothing they have.
    please fave this quote to show you care for those who don't have anything.

  9. cccsoftball13 cccsoftball13
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 9:22pm UTC
    Today, I uploaded a plain white photo on Facebook so that people will sit there for ages waiting for it to load.
    MLIA

  10. spartagirl915 spartagirl915
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 3:41pm UTC
    "Mom. Mom. MOM. MOM! Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom M--"
    "WHAT?!"
    "Geez, never mind then..."
    not mine

  11. kandfabforever kandfabforever
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 6:32pm UTC
    Do You Wanna Know The Real Reason This Quote Wont Be Pretty? Because, If I Get At Least Up To 100 Faves, Ill Tell Him How I Feel. And Im Scared.

  12. FadeToBlackXOXO FadeToBlackXOXO
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 1:31am UTC
    On
    December 21, 2012,
    I want to get a text message saying;
    'If the world ends today, I want you to know I love you'

  13. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    Last Year,a man d ie d
    on B la ckFriday,
    Because people trampled on top of him to get inside as he opened the doors of Wal-Mart.
    People killed a man..for shopping.
    What has the world come to?
    Favorite this if you think life is more important than shopping.
    ♥ ♥

  14. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 12:15pm UTC
    ♥ You make me happy
    Whether You Know It Or Not
    We Should Be Happy
    That's What I said From the Start
    I Am So Happy
    Knowing You Are The One
    That I Want
    For The Rest Of My Days♥

  15. brokenwings brokenwings
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 10:00am UTC
    There's 135,872 people in Witty.
    Fave if you're one of them.

  16. xo_brii_babyy11 xo_brii_babyy11
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 10:03pm UTC
    Music is Life
    ~♫~

  17. xo_brii_babyy11 xo_brii_babyy11
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 11:42pm UTC
    So maybe it won't work out between us..
    but just the fact that there's a small possibility that it will..
    is what makes me try.
    <3

  18. xo_brii_babyy11 xo_brii_babyy11
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    >> I'm crying now. <<
    not because I miss you,
    not because I want you back,
    but because now I know everything we had...
    was a lie.
    </3

  19. xo_brii_babyy11 xo_brii_babyy11
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    +& Who doesn't love
    looking through your super old quotes...
    that you used to think were awesome,
    and realizing they kinda suck.

  20. xo_brii_babyy11 xo_brii_babyy11
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 10:02pm UTC
    *Why you gotta be so mean?*

:)

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