CookieMonsterDylan

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I'm Dylan.
14.
Born in L.A. living in Florida.
3/4 American, 1/4 French.
Everyone thinks I have a British accent for some reason..
TAKEN ♥ Sara 9.2.11 ♥

^^That was ages ago.. xDD

CookieMonsterDylan
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 3:30pm UTC

Tbh,
the things that some girls here say about boys would be enough to turn ANY guy gay. \:

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CookieMonsterDylan
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 2:08pm UTC

Je vous ai connue depuis si longtemps et que vous voulez dire le monde pour moi. Tu es ma meilleure amie et comme une sœur. Vous êtes incroyable. Je suis tellement chanceuse de vous avoir.
Je t'aime. Vous êtes belle. ♥
- Dylan
|| I'm quarter French, so I tried writing my girlfriend a letter in French. I'm not too good at it, so sorry if it doesn't make much sense. It's meant to say this:
I love you. I've known you for so long and you mean the world to me. You're my best friend and like a sister. You are amazing. I'm so lucky to have you.
I love you. You are beautiful. ♥
- Dylan

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CookieMonsterDylan
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September 6, 2011 12:40pm UTC

I love her.

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CookieMonsterDylan
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September 5, 2011 12:09pm UTC

I just logged on to Witty and saw this...
.479.
... Great.

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CookieMonsterDylan
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 12:19pm UTC

There are actually blue Skittles.
They've been out for months.
You can still get packets without the blue ones in them though, and thank god, because they taste horrible.
[They're cherry flavored.]

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CookieMonsterDylan
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 12:12pm UTC

& This quote
is for the people on Witty
who have never had a top quote. ♥

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CookieMonsterDylan
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 12:08pm UTC

A girl in my grade Travis ______ I kno weve only bin goin out for 1 week but i love you soooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!! ur such a babe! xxxxxxxx <3
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Her boyfriend Awww i luv ya too hun <3
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Her Naaah i love youh more <33
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Him Nooooo babe i do <333
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Her No way!!!!! i do!! <3333
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Him NO hun i do <33333
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Me You wanna know what I love? Private messaging.
- True story. My comment got 27 likes. xDD And yeah, I got the Private Messaging comeback from Witty :P (Not my format)

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CookieMonsterDylan
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 11:54am UTC

The awkward moment
when you go to grab someone sexy and you accidentally headbutt the mirror.

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CookieMonsterDylan
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September 3, 2011 2:20pm UTC

Je t'aime. ♥

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CookieMonsterDylan
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September 3, 2011 2:14pm UTC

She is in a relationship with you
♥ Friday September 2nd, 2011 at 22:30 · Like · Comment · See Friendship
You are the happiest guy in the universe right now.

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CookieMonsterDylan
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 1:56pm UTC

HEY, GIRLS, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
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Don't look at those stupid magazines with stick-like models. Eat healthily and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you that you're not good enough. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person; as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true.
Hey, girls, you are beautiful.
- Gerard Way

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CookieMonsterDylan
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September 3, 2011 1:38pm UTC

Last night I asked her to be my girlfriend.
She said yes. [ ♥ ]
GUESS WHO'S NOW THE HAPPIEST GUY ON THE PLANET? :D

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CookieMonsterDylan
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September 2, 2011 2:39pm UTC

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CookieMonsterDylan
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September 2, 2011 2:12pm UTC

I hate just being left in the friend zone..

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CookieMonsterDylan
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 2:06pm UTC

I'm going to ask her out tonight.
I'm nervous... And I have no clue if she likes me too or if she just thinks of me as a best friend.
What signs do girls show that suggests they like you..? :/

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CookieMonsterDylan
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 1:59pm UTC

Holding your breath in the cleaning department in the store
because the stuff there smells horrible.

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CookieMonsterDylan
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September 2, 2011 12:46pm UTC

So th e re's this girl...
I've known her since kindergarten. She's my best friend.
She is by no means perfect but she's very pretty, funny, cute and sweet.
I love her.
I really want to ask her out, but I need help from you girls.
I'm not going to do one of those "If I get 6billion faves I'll ask her out" quotes, because I'm going to do it anyways.
All I want is advice.. How would you girls want to be asked out?
I want this to be perfect, but I've never had a girlfriend and I'm clueless.
Thanks for the help.
- Dylan

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CookieMonsterDylan
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September 1, 2011 2:24pm UTC

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