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  1. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Plot Twist:
    Fred and George Weasley twincest.

  2. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    lllll Fred Weasley: lllll
    lllll (James Phelps) lllll
    "We were in Japan, actually,
    when it [the last book] was released...
    So I got it, and cause I was on Holiday,
    I turned my phone off so nobody
    could tell me. I blitzed through it
    in like two days. I couldn't put it down.
    I remember I was on the bullet train,
    and the part what happens to Fred, and
    I was like "[distressed sound]"
    ... and literally at that second, the
    ticket guy came around asking for
    my ticket, and I was like,
    "I just died, mate.
    Leave me alone!"

  3. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 7:58pm UTC
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  4. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Severus Snape
    I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love, and I'm like
    "I'm gonna be a real d!ck to your son."

  5. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Oh, you're an expert at
    Harry Potter
    because you've seen all the movies, eh?
    Then please enlighten me
    as to who Peeves is.

  6. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    If the Holy Spirit lives in all of us,
    doesn't that just make us
    Jesus'Horcruxes?

  7. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    You just said
    "Harry Potter."
    I have magically become
    part of your conversation.

  8. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:40pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    TRY NOT TO
    GET KILLED
    OR WORSE,
    EXPELLED

  9. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Death Eater: *boards Hogwarts Express*
    Cormac McLaggen: My father will hear about this.
    Draco Malfoy: Sit the f*ck down, you're embarrassing yourself.

  10. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    llll Hufflepuff: llll
    "Hello, Mrs. Puppet! Let's make a baby!"
    llll Ravenclaw: llll
    "And this is where you insert the-"
    llll Gryffindor: llll
    "All right, let's review... No, babies don't come from the 'Great Hippogriff'. No, Voldemort is not responsible for raging horomones. And Weasley, if you have a rash there, go see Madam Pomfrey."
    llll Slytherin: llll
    "I'd rather not bother teaching you children the miracle of life. In order for you to truly understand the lies and pain of relationships I am going to show you this pornographic video and hope it doesn't mess you up for life."

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:34pm UTC
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  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    worst things to hear when a child in the 1990s
    mom: santa isn't real.
    mom: the toothfairy is actually me.
    mom: the easter bunny? yeah, it doesn't exist.
    mom: your dog died.
    worst things to hear when a child in 2012:
    mom: there's no wifi at this restaurant.
    mom: you can't text in class.
    mom: go outside and play for once.

  13. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    When you realize 12/12/12
    is the last repetitive date we will ever see.

  14. Cheesie7895 Cheesie7895
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    This girl in my class,
    shes chinese,
    she has this tattoo on the back of her neck.
    That says,
    'MADE IN CHINA'.
    i thought it was pretty awesome.

  15. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Ana
    I met this girl named Ana,
    I heard she ruins lives.
    Won't let me have a banana,
    a peach or pumpkin pie.
    No chicken, no meat, no pasta.
    Just water and some air.
    I know this girl named Ana,
    She's making my life a nightmare.
    ana is short for anorexia.
    my original poem/please dont steal

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    14.4 million letters are lost
    in the mail every year.
    all of our acceptance letters to hogwarts must have been part of that 14.4 million.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    what if tattoos just randomly appeared
    on our skin at key points in out lives? and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves.

  18. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    I got detention so i won't be home until a little later.
    Detention? THAT'S MY GIRL! you're finally starting to loosen up! Mark the calendar, my daughter's turning into a bad a*s.
    nmf, followme *best dad ever

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    It's almost Christmas, so...
    dashing through the snow
    get the f#ck out of my way
    you're so f#cking slow
    how much do you weigh?
    (Ha- ha- ha)
    you can't f#cking sing,
    I'll start a f#cking fight,
    get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
    I'm driving here tonight....
    oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
    get the f#ck out of my way
    oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
    Hey!
    jingle bells, go to hell.
    b#tch what did I say?
    move that a/ss cause you can't hide
    from my motherf#cking sleigh
    Hey!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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