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Coast2Coast

1. Coast2Coast
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2014 3:25pm UTC
   God forbid love ever
   leave you empty-handed
   
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2. Coast2Coast
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2013 9:45am UTC
   "Life isn't about taking it nice and slowly, not getting emotionally or physically
   hurt and arriving nice and clean to your funeral. It's about sliding into that grave,
   chocolate in one hand and cappuccino in the other, screaming, "Woohoo, what a ride!""
   
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3. Coast2Coast
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2013 11:05am UTC
   Okay?
   Okay.
   
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4. Coast2Coast
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2013 11:19am UTC
   Miley Cyrus is bringing is whole new meaning to
   "Hoe-down Throwdown"
   
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5. Coast2Coast
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 11:06pm UTC
   Miley Cyrus: And we can't stop, and we won't stop...
   Me: No no u need to stop
   
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6. Coast2Coast
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2013 8:49am UTC
   I'm going to be a new student, starting freshman year in high school.
   Any advice? I'm super frightened :S
   
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7. Coast2Coast
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2013 4:47pm UTC
   If you need wifi I feel bad for you son
   I found 99 servers
   but found the password to none
   /shot
   
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8. Coast2Coast
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 1:57pm UTC
   For once, there is nothing up my sleeve
   just some scars from a life that used to trouble me
   
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9. Coast2Coast
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 1:55pm UTC
   Are we denying a crisis
   or are we scared of admitting it?
   
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10. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 11:28am UTC
    .
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    I hate is when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache... and suddenly she's not your friend any more.
    
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11. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    Oh, please. It took me 40 minutes
    and a sleeve of thin mints to get
    over that boy.
    
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12. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    *Poof*
    Me: Where am I?
    Guy: I have a test for you.
    Guy: If you press this button, a random person dies.
    Guy: BUT I will give you ten thousand dollars
    Guy: The question is, would you be able to live with yo-
    Me: *presses button 100 times*
    
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13. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    Question.
    Is mayonaise an instrument?
    
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14. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    Okay, so my health teacher wants us
    to write 3 nice things about each person
    in the class...
    Well it's a struggle for me to even say
    one nice thing to my friends, how does she
    even expect me to do this like omg
    
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15. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    Love can touch us one time
    And last for a lifetime
    
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16. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    I may have failed but
    I have loved you from the start.
    ❤
    
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17. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 8:53am UTC
    On Witty at school
    I like to live dangerously
    
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18. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 8:28am UTC
    & Reality ruined my life.
    
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19. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Why is he so clueless
    like omfg
    do you want me to
    spell it out
    
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20. Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:18am UTC
    Baby, I just
    wanna burn
    brighter for
    you
    
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