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Clyde

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Member Since: 4 Apr 2011 04:30am

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Clyde
posted a quote
April 8, 2011 3:04am UTC

I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART AND FOREVER IT STAYED.

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Clyde
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 8:00pm UTC

No internet = no use for computer
No computer = Boredom
Boredom = Grumpy
Grumpy = No social life
No social life = No love life
No love life = No spouse
No spouse = No children
No children = depression
Depression = you get old
You get old = DEATH.
So I guess the phrase "I can't live without the internet" is a fact.

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Clyde
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 3:10pm UTC

- What's up?
-Nothing much. Just killing some brain cells.
-Jersey Shore?
-Jersey Shore.

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Clyde
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 3:04pm UTC

A convo with autocorrect (smartphowned.com)
Son : When are you going to pick me up from school?
Dad : After I'm done humping the trash
Son : Does mom know about this?
Dad : Dammit! You kow I meant dumping ! I hate this thing!

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Clyde
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 2:50pm UTC

No matter how loud I shout how much I love you to the world,
YOU wouldn't hear it...
Cus you already have a different world.

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Clyde
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April 5, 2011 2:35pm UTC

Moving on is the hardest part.

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Clyde
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 2:30pm UTC

Does soap get dirty?

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