CleverClogs

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CleverClogs

Status: Im a dinosaur. RAWR :3

Member Since: 12 Nov 2012 02:57pm

Last Seen: 1 Dec 2012 11:02am

Location: Jupiter

Gender: F

user id: 338424

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Type Heya! Im CleverClogs and nce again I have changed my profile!
Im 13 and live in England West Yorkishire.
I have only just joined Witty and dont know many people on here!
I love Katy Perry, One Directions, The smurfs, danisnotonfire, The big bang theory, Ariana Grande, Dinosaurs, Cookies, Grapes, Hello Kitty, The hunger Games, AmazingPhil, Mario, moustaches (who doesnt!), Youtube,
Stardoll ( Account is Puppycutegirl49), Inkheart, UNICORNS, Rainbows, Art, Taylor Swift....

OK I will not bore you anymore!
Oh I also like twighlight (especially Taylor Launter)

Thanks all my new followers! It feels nice to
have some at last. Also thanks to everyone who has favourited my quotes. It means a lot! <3

CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Sometimes in the night
I go downstairs and eat cheese.
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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy kitty
Sleepy kitty
Purr Purr Purr
best song ever fav if you agree

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 2:45pm UTC

Casually sat on couch
HOLD ON..............
WHERE THE **** DID I PUT MY PHONE???????!!!!!!!
*panicking*
*Hyperventalating*
Oh wait im sat on it. :/
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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 2:41pm UTC

How to write a good witty quote:
write the first thing that comes to mind
LEMON FUDGE

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 2:38pm UTC

best disraction ever:
Look over there!
works everytime.....
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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 2:36pm UTC

It is always hard at first but you will get used to it
but i dont want to get up at 7.00am!

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 2:16pm UTC

It is amazing how
a boy band (One direction) can take over the world. Kwl.
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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 12:53pm UTC

I wish I was an Ant.

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 12:50pm UTC

Jigsaw pieces are like people
They break apart easily.

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Calling someone Fat
Doesnt make you slimmer
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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 12:46pm UTC

The best people in life
Are those who are true to themselves....
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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Could I be more stupid?
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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 4:21pm UTC

My Ideal Guy.
1) Can appriciate me for who I am
2) Can sing in dutch
3) Can do a handstand while singing the ABC
4) Has Taylor Launters body and Liam Payne's head.
5) Can fly.

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Moustache

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 4:06pm UTC

How to be awesome
1) Be yourself. If you pretend to be someone else you are not awesome. You are an actor/ess
2) Like Unicorns. If you dont like unicorns, what is wrong with you. They have horns.
3) Eat a 30 blue smarties. You will now have a smurf tongue.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NOW AWESOME!

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 4:03pm UTC

I fell off my unicorn
this morning.
ouch

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Its hard to act like you dont care when your in the shadows. Its hard to keep smiling and be friendly to people. At this point, people give up, become depressed and feel so bad about themselves they want to die. Its at this point when people eventually realise they were wrong to do that to the person. But by then its too late.

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Never give up
On something just because people say you wont succeed.
prove them wrong.

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 3:48pm UTC

Situation.
Friend A : Oh this film I saw the other day was so brilliant. It was about ninja pandas
Friend B: YES! Ive seen that! It was soo good.
Friend A: Have you seen it *MY NAME*?
Me: *lying* yes of course!
Friend B: So what was your favourite bit?
M E: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......

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CleverClogs
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Just because Numbers are the same in every language
Doesnt make me like them more..
(Im sorry numbers no offence.)

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