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AliGal
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Go to Walmart, find a Dora the Explorer doll, put it in the middle of a random aisle, wait, someone tries to pick it up......SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!!!!!!!

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drizzyyo
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 5:45pm UTC

Need to be inspired?
Listen to this band called;
NeverShoutNever!
Your life will never be
the same.
♥

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JamieElizabeth89
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May 14, 2012 7:42pm UTC

That moment when you take your bra off after a long day and you're all
"My boobs are sexy and freeeeee!"

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hayxhay
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May 6, 2012 2:13pm UTC

society: "ur weird."
Me: "No, you know whats weird? Whats weird is that i cant step foot into anyplace without getting teased or people saying stuff under their breaths and behind my back. Whats weird is that i guess im not normal and cant be like any other human being on this planet earth. Thats whats weird."

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msniallhoran13
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 4:32pm UTC

'Dammit im mad 'is 'Dammit im mad'
spelled backwards.

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drizzyyo
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 6:53pm UTC

tumblr, witty, & old nevershoutnever! songs.
kbye.

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Kittymonney
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 7:00pm UTC

when your parents and your siblings fight
and you just sit there pleading in your head
for everything to go back the way it was.
my mom and brother just had a fight and I don't know what to do.

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RoseLovesWitty
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April 21, 2012 4:54pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Today is my boyfriends 13th birthday
-13 faves for him?c:

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AliGal
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 7:53am UTC

Okay this is just me venting and I am probably gonna get so much hate on this but here I go
Some people are saying those of us who get annoyed by one direction should leave? Why? Because we don't love them? If you guys have to post every single thing about them do it on a fan site. I am NOT saying that directioners should leave witty. I'm saying that there are just too many quotes about them that belong on fansites. Not here. Okay sorry guys. I told myself I wouldn't post any quotes hating on them but I was just really upset about being told to leave because people are annoyed about them. O and I also got called a B*tchh here on witty for not liking them. Yep thought I should bring that up too. KK I'm done bye

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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TristanIsAGuysNameToo
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 10:01pm UTC

I'd Invite you into my conversation
But I see you already found your own way into it

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TheSceneAestheticGirl12
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April 17, 2012 11:36pm UTC

SIGNS THAT THINGS AREN'T GOING SO WELL The woman you were about to marry just exploded into an octopus

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evilleamons11
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Your Beautiful.
it's society thats f*cked

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kellyalexis1
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 10:59pm UTC

Whenever someone types random letters, I always look for words hidden in them like some kind of secret code(:

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HesaidShesaid
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April 17, 2012 11:03pm UTC

click to see this quote

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wittyness
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 11:05pm UTC

Some girls are just like:
OMG ONE DIRECTION THEY'RE SO HOT
WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL AHHH
And i just like:
I will forever love you guys silently...
NMF

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 10:23pm UTC

My friends: Omg, there's these two guys who say they really like me but I don't know which one to choose! I mean the first one is soo hot but the other is really cute! Ugh my life is so hard!
Me: Sometimes I find it hard deciding what pizza topping I want.
nmq

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CaliGirlSwag
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:53pm UTC

"I'm over him."
She tells everyone,
but the person she's
really trying to convince is
herself.
CaliGirlSwagFormat

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foreveryoug
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 1:36am UTC

Im 13, turning 14 in about 4 months...
I lost my viginity to a boy this past summer, he denys it. I cry every night because I just want him to go back to the way he was. honestly he has said some pretty nasty things to me, but no matter what he says can make me stop feeling the way I do.
My grandmother that I am really close too died about 3 weeks ago. I watched her suffer and cry herrself to sleep. I listen to her say her goodbyes and I watched her leave. I miss her too death, and no one could ever replace the way she made my heart beat, she always had the answer to everytihng, and I told her everything, shes the only family member that knows what I did.
My mom is slowly dieing, with a brain tumor and a heart condition, the same thing she cries herself to sleep, she talks about how the family is letting go on her. shes loosing her hair, but no matter what she is one of the most beautiful ladys i know.
My dad comes in and out of my life, and im not so sure if Iwant that too continue.
My step dad physically and mentally abuses me, but I never tell anyone because im scared.
I can barley trust anyone in my family or my friends,
thanks to my bestfriend, I am still living today
I give all my love and strength to all the witty girls or boys who have a hard life, just know your bestfriend always knows what to do, sometimes they even know more about yourself than you know.
Thank you for saving my life<3

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She
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 1:46am UTC

You should replace that lipstick with a glue stick & shut the **** up .

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