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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and there like, "its better than yours."
    my pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and there like, "you wanna trade cards?"
    my harry potter brings all the voldemorts to the yard, and hes like
    "man look at that scar."
    my xbox brings all the boys to the yard, and there like "you wanna play cod?"
    my homework brings all the asians to the yards, and there like, "it wasnt that hard."
    "my hotdog brings all the girls to the stand, and there like,"just put it in my hand."
    DAMN RIGHTT.♥

  2. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Suicide is the only thing
    you can c o n t r o l in your l i f e
    AND THAT'S WHY IT'S CONSIDERED A SIN
    ((b e c a u s e y o u ' r e b e a t i n g g o d ))
    at his own game ♥

  3. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    -Waiting in the line in the shop-
    Me: *Thinks I see my best friend infront of me.*
    Me: 'EEEMMA-'
    Randome girl: *Turns around.*
    Me: '-Is over there.'
    *Waves randomly and runs.*

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    I wish I could tell someone what's wrong.
    The one problem is, is that I don't actually know.
    Have you ever had that one craving?
    The one that you know you want, but you don't know what it is?
    I'm stuck on what I'm trying to find.
    I want to know what's wrong, I want someone to see my pain.
    But I don't want to have to bring it up myself for someone to see it.

  5. kittycat4432 kittycat4432
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    So today in science we did a lab.....
    Matt: I'm gonna eat this gravel!!!!!
    (being the weirdo he is he ate it)
    *ten minutes later*
    Teacher: Okay so the truth is, the gravel was actually cat litter.
    Everyone: ...............
    Matt: I ATE CAT LITTER?!?!?!?!?!?! I ate cat litter......
    *twitching like he's having a seizure and howls*
    Matt: I'M TURNING INTO A CAT!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH THE PAIN!!!!
    *Jumps up on table and meows at everyone*

  6. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 12:11am UTC
    People think depression is sadness. People think depression is crying. People think depression is dressing in black. But people are wrong. Depression is the constant feeling of being numb. Being numb to emotions. You wake up in the morning just to go back to bed again. Days aren't really days ; they're just annoying obstacles needed to be faced. And how do you face them? Through medicine, through drinking; through drugs, through cutting. When you're depressed you grasp on to anything to help you get through the day. That's what depression is. Not sadness, not tears, it's the overwhelming sense of numbness and desire of anything that can help you make it from one day to the next.

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Everytime I talk to someone
    I feel like I'm annoying them

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    I'm tired of people freaking out about me wearing colored or bright pants
    Does it really freaking matter what color pants I wear?
    I can do what I want
    I can wear what I want
    I don't think it matters
    So please just let me wear what I want
    And there will be no problem

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    next time you're washing your hands next to
    somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

  10. GodsGurllyyGurl GodsGurllyyGurl
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    no one knows me
    people dont get me
    they dont know my story
    they dont know me
    they dont wanna take the time to get to know me
    to hear my story
    to see who I really am

  11. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    When Harry Styles finds out fans download 1D's music for free:
    Shame on you!
    When Christofer Drew Ingle finds how fans download NSN's music for free:
    It's ok, I know money's tight, I've been there, I don't really care if you download it for free.
    Goes to show the real truth.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    truths to remember
    (10 of 20)
    1. you are not lost; you are here.
    2. you are not responsible for what other people think of you.
    3. every experience of love is valid.
    4. your neurons don't fall in love; you do.
    5. care more than others think is wise.
    6. the best preparation for tomorrow is doing phenomenally today.
    7. fear is a result of distracting yourself from the truth.
    8. take full responsibility for everything in you see in your life.
    9. never stop doing your best just because somebody didn't give you the credit you deserve.
    10. accept who you are and revel in it.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  13. prettysam prettysam
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 2:53am UTC
    nobody gets it.
    nobody will ever.
    they don't know
    how hard it is
    to get out of bed
    everyday, and step
    into this cruel world.
    cruel words, cruel people,
    & cruel things. it's hard.
    harder then anyone
    would ever know.
    you have no one
    to talk to, because
    no one will get it.
    they won't ever.
    no one will ever
    get it. because,
    it's so, very, very,
    hard. looking in
    the mirror, & hating
    what you see.
    every
    single
    day.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Jillianxxx Jillianxxx
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
    The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, “I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy this doll.” Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?” The old lady replied: ”You know that you don’t have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.” Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. “It’s the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.” I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. “No, Santa Claus can’t bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.” His eyes were so sad while saying this. “My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.” My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: “I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.” Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me “I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won’t forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn’t have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.” Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. “Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?” “OK,” he said, “I hope I do have enough.” I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: “Thank you God for giving me enough money!” Then he looked at me and added, “I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!” “I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn’t dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.” “My mommy loves white roses.” A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn’t get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn’t stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

  16. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Idaho?
    No.
    Udaho.

  17. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    That awkward moment when
    you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.

  18. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk!"
    "You threw a book at the librarian screaming: "YOU'VE JUST BEEN FACEBOOKED!"

  19. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    Cuddle Buddy
    Application
    Name: _________________________ Age:_______________________
    Why you'd like to be my cuddle buddy:
    _________________________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________________________
    Can we wacth movies while we cuddle? Yes No
    Are tickle wars alright? Yes No
    Pillow fights? Yes No
    Anything else?
    _________________________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________________________
    _________________________________________________________________
    Legible signature: _______________________________________________


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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