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Clarice

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Member Since: 3 Jan 2013 08:37pm

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Clarice
posted a quote
June 23, 2014 11:57pm UTC

"If I told you that you were beautiful for every time you were, I simply wouldn't have time for anything else."

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Clarice
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Dear God,
Please help me win,
but if I can't win
help me be brave
in the attempt.
Amen

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Clarice
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 10:55am UTC

Dear Students with birthdays from September to May,
What's it like having your
friends decorate your locker
for your birthday?
Sincerely,
Students with birthdays from June to August

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Clarice
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 7:02pm UTC

It's not where you start, it's where you finish.
It's not how you go, it's how you land.
A hundred to one shot, they call you a clutz.
You can outrun the favorites, all you need is the guts!
The final turn will not deminish,
And you can be the cream of the crop!
It's not where you start, it's where you finish,
And I'm gonna finish...
on top!
~Unknown~

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Clarice
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 4:07pm UTC

That moment
when you are tired of reading quotes that begin with the words
“That moment”...

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Clarice
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Just remember, all those painful comments bullies aim towards you, and sacrifices you make for the idiots in your life may seem distressing now, but what it does in the long run is place
another gem on the
crown you'll wear in
heaven.

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Clarice
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:39pm UTC

SMiLE,
~ and the day is yours ~

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Clarice
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:51pm UTC

A bad workman
blames his tools.
~Mrs.Patmore~

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Clarice
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 11:13pm UTC

Negative people look at the glass half empty;
While postive people look at the glass half full;
Honestly, you should just be thankful that you even have a glass.

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Clarice
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:58pm UTC

friend: remember that time when we did that thing on that one day?
me: ohhh, yeah man. And then the thing we did after.
friend: that thing got pretty crazy.
anyone else?

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Clarice
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 11:07pm UTC

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
when skies are gray.
You'll never know dear
How much I love you.
Please don't take
My sunshine away.

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Clarice
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 2:20pm UTC

Is there a cure for a broken heart?
Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
~Miss Piggy~

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Clarice
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:47pm UTC

DON'T BE SCARED OF THE DEAD!
it's the living you should be scared of!

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Clarice
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 5:43pm UTC

Someday we'll find it,
a rainbow
connection.
The lovers,
the dreamers,
and me
la da da de da da do da da dum
~ Kermit the Frog ~

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Clarice
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:29pm UTC

If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up!