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  1. ThisRandomGirl ThisRandomGirl
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Getting a text in the morning
    and reading it with one eye open.
    (-_o)

  2. youarebeutifulxoxo youarebeutifulxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I hate when just one earphone
    Stops working

  3. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Today,
    is National "Ask someone out Day"
    Who else likes Ice Cream?
    asdf
    Format to kylaz323

  4. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    We need to teach our DAUGHTERS
    the difference between...
    A man who FLATTERS her
    And a man who complements her.
    A man who SPENDS MONEY on her
    And a man who INVESTS in her.
    A man who views her as PROPERTY
    And a man who views her PROPERLY.
    A man who LUSTS after her
    And a man who LOVES her.
    A man who beleives HE is GOD'S GIFT to woman
    And a man who remembers a WOMAN is GOD'S GIFT to MAN.
    And then teach OUR SONS to be that kind of man.
    nmq
    Format by twilightgirl995

  5. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:06pm UTC
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  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I wonder if God gets excited
    when he finally sees us with the
    person He created us to be with.
    Or i f He is watching and is l i ke --
    " That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM. THAT
    WAS THEM."
    "Ugh, why are all my otp's walking by each other without
    noticing?""
    We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom.
    nmf/
    fformat from imthetypeofgirl

  7. Musiique Musiique
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Me: Bye Witty, I'm off to get a social life
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: In a few years

  8. DemonwithaHalo DemonwithaHalo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:00am UTC
    Those moments when you look at the boy you like across the room
    And he's watching you
    He sees you look at him and smiles
    You smile back and shyly look away
    A few seconds later you look back to find he's still watching you

  9. jesusismylovexox jesusismylovexox
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:50am UTC
    Wearing his sweatshirt one last time to bed before he goes off to college
    < 3

  10. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Clint
    Of course us gays dress well. We didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    402 people likes this
    nmq&nmf

  11. VintageParis VintageParis
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Taylor Swift
    *Gets mad at someone*
    *Writes a song about them*
    Me
    *Gets mad at someone*
    *Writes a quote about them*

  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    If they had an Olympic event to show of whose a better wh/re
    You'd get gold.

  13. bribree7 bribree7
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Me: That 9 year old is gonna be hot when he's older.
    nmfnmq- tumblr

  14. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    A real man
    isn't afraid to get in the kitchen and make his own freaking sandwich.
    :p

  15. alpharedw13 alpharedw13
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Me watching the Olympics:
    Me: Pssh, I could do that.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ...Okay, maybe not...

  16. soulofthereaper soulofthereaper
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    *Reading quotes to my little brother*
    Brother: That's awesome *laughing hard*
    Me: *frowns* Hey... when does mom get off work?
    Brother: Eight.
    Me: What time is it?
    Brother: 7:57
    Me: ....Do you think we should start doing our chores?
    Brother:
    Me:
    Brother:
    Me:
    Witty:
    South America:
    Dog:
    Penguin:
    The Olympics:
    Brother: Nahhh. Read the next quote.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Mix_Tapes_For_You Mix_Tapes_For_You happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive!
    Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
    tumblr

  19. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:07pm UTC
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    BATMAN.
    nmf

  20. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I wonder if he ever stops & thinks,
    " Man, I miss her. "

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